Cake or Death?

#1
Cake or Death?
 
#3
eh? is there some hidden agenda here?
if not then cake, infact cake anyway.
 
#4
Death, cake is for poofs!
 
#6
I'm sorry, we've run out of cake. We only had two pieces, we weren't expecting such a rush!
 
#7
Any sort of cake.

Any sort of death as well...
 
#12
Cake..... I think....... cos a Death and Arrse party doesn't sound that good to me.

Now, a cake and arrse party, that's my kind of night out.
 
#13
BluntedAtBirth said:
Cake, cos 'let them eat Death' sounds so aggressive...
Imagine the American Marie Atoinette film that's coming up.

Loads of peasants at the gate, Marie looking over them, an aide comes to her and says "The peasants are hungry, they have no bread Mi'lady."

She ponders this for but a moment and then hoists a bren gun to her hip,

"Then let them eat death", she opens fire into the crowd while Motorhead's "Eat the Rich" or "Killed by Death" plays over the gunfire.
 
#14
FaceLikeAPingPongBall said:
sandmanfez said:
Death, cake is for poofs!
There speaks a fat man in a thin man's body!
Nope, a thin man in a thin mans body. No part of my body has ever been inside that of another man.

When did you ever see Steve McQueen, John Wayne, Burt Lancaster or Charles Bronson tucking into a fondant fancy? answer, NEVER, because they were'nt poofs.
 
#15
sandmanfez said:
FaceLikeAPingPongBall said:
sandmanfez said:
Death, cake is for poofs!
There speaks a fat man in a thin man's body!
Nope, a thin man in a thin mans body. No part of my body has ever been inside that of another man.

When did you ever see Steve McQueen, John Wayne, Burt Lancaster or Charles Bronson tucking into a fondant fancy? answer, NEVER, because they were'nt poofs.
I think they must have had some cake BEFORE they died though, at least once.
 
#19
Supergal said:
Hash cake????
I wouldn't condone such a thing, but what the CDT doesn't know...
 
#20
g2_loony_bin said:
sandmanfez said:
FaceLikeAPingPongBall said:
sandmanfez said:
Death, cake is for poofs!
There speaks a fat man in a thin man's body!
Nope, a thin man in a thin mans body. No part of my body has ever been inside that of another man.

When did you ever see Steve McQueen, John Wayne, Burt Lancaster or Charles Bronson tucking into a fondant fancy? answer, NEVER, because they were'nt poofs.
I think they must have had some cake BEFORE they died though, at least once.
Nope, not even once. Its not widely known by todays less than masculine, pink shirt/moisturiser wearing girly-men, that proper, fully hetero men find it physically impossible to eat cake, quiche or fromage frais.
 

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