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#1
Would any of you mind if some twat of an army cadet who is joining the army in september joined your post? (me)


Ben
 
#3
Ben agree with PTP welcome on board, why not come and have a beer with yer uncle MDN in the NAAFI bar.

Stay away from Prodigal, Leeanne and Sniper bird though, they'll only try and show you thier puppies ;D
 
#5
Garry Glitter with a Dudley accent pipes up ;D

Ben, sorry my warning to you should have included Lipstick, she's 58 and on the prowl for young bucks with no body hair
 
#6
Ben

Delighted to have you on board, though would appreciate it if you would register rather than post as a guest.

Moving this off to the NAAFI before it degenerates even further into the usual pointless slanging match.
 
#7
Woopert good of you to escort the young man to the bar.

Have a double asbach and coke for starters, then we'll break out the bog roll, white spirit and the music system ;D

Sticklips: If your looking for someone with a level of maturity suggest you look somewhere other than the ARRSE site ;D
 
#13
Wouldn't count on it. Im as mean as a snake

Pickle must buy the beverage if he is to be accepted, then he can perform a couple of bar rituals, have a cigar stubbed out on his ass, down a pint of phlegm then Ill buy him a beer ;D

He then has to be interogated by Woopert and his phallic non lubed pace stick
 
#19
I find that wrapping the top of the boots in clingfilm, sort of puttee style (the same method that you use with hamsters) prevents any unsightly cellulite overflow. ;)
 

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