After brief arm twisting from those in the naafi and in consultation with a mod here is what i hope might be an amusing tale from my training days... Picture the scene late afternoon bored off my mammary glands with a droning lecturer in the cadaveral labs he is going on about the intricacies of the spinalis groups of muscles and we want to get on with the poking and prodding of the bods and this guy is going on and on. We are wearing full protective gear and gloved to the hilt. So as i am drifting off i leaned against one of the bodies (as we would often do). Suddenly a jet of water goes squirting across me hitting the guy sitting next to me. I am in shock but as the stream of water keeps flowing i turn my head in slow motion to look at the origin of the water and see it is coming from the male cadaver's old fella. What is worse it has not stopped as I am frozen in horror and cannot move. By now entire class has turned round to see wtf is all the fuss to see me with my elbow still resting on the body the cadaver doing an impression of old faithful on viagra and the guy next to me puking in disgust covered in "cadaver water". Lecturer turns looks at the scene and says deadpan "Miz I always thought you were too pretty for this line of work but I think this is taking things a little too far dont you?"