By the way, this is a secret...

Discussion in 'The Intelligence Cell' started by Troy, Mar 13, 2011.

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  1. Where is WikiLeaks when you need them?
  2. OldSnowy

    OldSnowy LE Moderator Book Reviewer

    Guido Fawkes had this a couple of days ago:

    Unbankable Story - Guy Fawkes' blog

    Unbankable Story

    [​IMG]Being a gossip-monger means that sometimes, given the nature of gossip, you don’t have all the pieces of a story or you can’t prove it. For example when there are only two people in the room, who won’t comment on what they were doing in the room, it would be difficult to establish with certainty in front of a judge what they were doing. Or sometimes a judge prevents you even when you know…
    So there was this ****** bloke who worked closely with another ****** colleague, they apparently began an adulterous affair not long after the ****ing crisis of 2008. He went to Court to stop it getting out that he had been banging her. Because he is the most notorious ****** of his generation he also banned references to his profession lest he be identified. Guido would be in contempt of Court if he told you his name or profession…
  3. Does that mean if you tell anyone Sir Fred Goodwin, former RBS chief, was a banker you will be in contempt of court?

    Really heavy man.
  4. Private Eye love these. It will be interesting to see what they say.
  5. I'm going to tell Fred you said that,then he'll pay me loads of cash and stuff.
  6. So all that well considered and expensive legal advice was money well spent then.

    Just like vastly overpaying for a Dutch **** just because somebody else wanted it only to find it was a crock of ****
  7. The bloke is a grade A to$$er.
  8. D'ya mean a ******, sorry ex-******?

  9. 'Blogg' - a minor point but the 'Cap' of 'Dutch Cap' only has three letters - you have given it four stars. :)

    'sunami' - thanks for your post! Brilliant!