By-Election : Haltemprice and Howden

Who will get your vote... personally Gemma Dawn Garret must be near the top of the list if not top... Although David Icke would be amusing - wibble wibble!

Grace Christine Astley - Independent
David Laurence Bishop - Church of the Militant Elvis Party
Ronnie Carroll - Make Politicians History
Mad Cow-Girl - The Official Monster Raving Loony Party
David Craig - Independent
Herbert Winford Crossman - Independent
Tess Culnane - National Front Britain for the British
Thomas Faithful Darwood - Independent
David Michael Davis - Conservative
Tony Farnon - Independent
Eamonn "Fitzy" Fitzpatrick - Independent
Christopher Mark Foren - Independent
Gemma Dawn Garrett - Miss Great Britain Party
George Hargreaves - Christian Party
Hamish Howitt - Freedom 4 Choice
David Icke - No party listed
John Nicholson - Independent
Shan Oakes - Green Party
David Pinder - The New Party
Joanne Robinson - English Democrats: Putting England First
Jill Saward - Independent
Norman Scarth - Independent
Walter Edward Sweeney - Independent
Christopher John Talbot - Socialist Equality Party
John Randle Upex - Independent
Greg Wood - Independent


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Isn't Sven going to stand?
After all isn't he an aspiring polititon?
David Icke? Not at all! Personally I think people should elect me to parliament so that I can rape the pay and expenses system for all it's worth, purely selflessly to help highlight the shocking levels of corruption and number of MPs that are on the fiddle of course. ;)
Although DD would get my tick, I'd certainly consider giving something else to Gemma.

Crabs for a start, along with a liberal spray of Doctor TMW's special lotion (available in pink pump action applicator tube).

As for the Church of The Militant Elvis, well that's just offensive. In fact, I might even be a little outraged... but as wise men say only fools rush in, I won't make a scene.

Thangyouverramuch, TMW has left the building.

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