By-Election : Haltemprice and Howden

Discussion in 'Current Affairs, News and Analysis' started by Wija, Jun 26, 2008.

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  1. Who will get your vote... personally Gemma Dawn Garret must be near the top of the list if not top... Although David Icke would be amusing - wibble wibble!

    Grace Christine Astley - Independent
    David Laurence Bishop - Church of the Militant Elvis Party
    Ronnie Carroll - Make Politicians History
    Mad Cow-Girl - The Official Monster Raving Loony Party
    David Craig - Independent
    Herbert Winford Crossman - Independent
    Tess Culnane - National Front Britain for the British
    Thomas Faithful Darwood - Independent
    David Michael Davis - Conservative
    Tony Farnon - Independent
    Eamonn "Fitzy" Fitzpatrick - Independent
    Christopher Mark Foren - Independent
    Gemma Dawn Garrett - Miss Great Britain Party
    George Hargreaves - Christian Party
    Hamish Howitt - Freedom 4 Choice
    David Icke - No party listed
    John Nicholson - Independent
    Shan Oakes - Green Party
    David Pinder - The New Party
    Joanne Robinson - English Democrats: Putting England First
    Jill Saward - Independent
    Norman Scarth - Independent
    Walter Edward Sweeney - Independent
    Christopher John Talbot - Socialist Equality Party
    John Randle Upex - Independent
    Greg Wood - Independent
  2. the_boy_syrup

    the_boy_syrup LE Book Reviewer

    Isn't Sven going to stand?
    After all isn't he an aspiring polititon?
  3. They're the only party that makes sense really.
  4. David Icke for Parliament! Wouldn't this be the perfect way for the people to show their contempt for the mainstream political system?
  5. David Icke? Not at all! Personally I think people should elect me to parliament so that I can rape the pay and expenses system for all it's worth, purely selflessly to help highlight the shocking levels of corruption and number of MPs that are on the fiddle of course. ;)
  6. Although DD would get my tick, I'd certainly consider giving something else to Gemma.

    Crabs for a start, along with a liberal spray of Doctor TMW's special lotion (available in pink pump action applicator tube).

    As for the Church of The Militant Elvis, well that's just offensive. In fact, I might even be a little outraged... but as wise men say only fools rush in, I won't make a scene.

    Thangyouverramuch, TMW has left the building.