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Buying youself out???

#7
No. There is no such thing as buying yourself out anymore.

Though a favoured methoed these days is to buy a £20 wrap, carry it round with you, and snort it all the day CDT turn up.

Always works.
 
#8
Depends on your enlistment date as those of us who signed up on 3, 6, and 9 years have reserved rights to PVR.

If you are on the NOTENG (Open) you can if yourt on the plain old Open Engagement then no you can't.

Likewise even if on NOTENG (Open) depends on what trade you are.

Jockster
 
#13
5205Bradders said:
Ye, but you purchase discharge, then are transferred to the reserve.. same difference - I hold on the simplest abilities in stringing a sentence together, LoL.
Thought that was only if you had do time to do in the RR to make up to the balance of 12 years' colour service?
 
#15
You could also stand to be elected to parliament as an MP. This costs £500 and the army should let you go pretty quickly. The only thing is you have to find a bi election to stand in first, and your stuck with all those lying cnuts for a while if you actually win.
 
#16
g2_rocketman said:
You could also stand to be elected to parliament as an MP. This costs £500 and the army should let you go pretty quickly. The only thing is you have to find a bi election to stand in first, and your stuck with all those lying cnuts for a while if you actually win.
Yeh, but at least you can vote yourself a pay rise, enhanced pension benefits, increased allowances etc, while you're there, without relying on some faceless mandarin to come up with a pile of cack for you... :wink:
 

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