It's my girlfriend's birthday on saturday and so far I have nothing. I've bought her plenty of nice jewelry over the last couple of years and I haven't been able to find anything else she might like. She doesn't wear perfume so that's out too. Out of sheer desperation I'm considering some nice underwear, but it's a fucking minefield. Agent Provocateur is too pricey; Bravissimo is a bit on the functional side and everyone knows that girls don't really like Anne Summers. Does anyone have any experience of this quandry? Posted in the NAAFI because I need a quick response, so I expect to get fucking crucified, but amongst the usual hilarity some advice would be welcome. Otherwise I'm in the dog house and no messin'.