Buying wimmins knickers

#1
It's my girlfriend's birthday on saturday and so far I have nothing. I've bought her plenty of nice jewelry over the last couple of years and I haven't been able to find anything else she might like. She doesn't wear perfume so that's out too. Out of sheer desperation I'm considering some nice underwear, but it's a fucking minefield. Agent Provocateur is too pricey; Bravissimo is a bit on the functional side and everyone knows that girls don't really like Anne Summers.

Does anyone have any experience of this quandry? Posted in the NAAFI because I need a quick response, so I expect to get fucking crucified, but amongst the usual hilarity some advice would be welcome. Otherwise I'm in the dog house and no messin'.
 
#2
Girls do like Ann Summers...they don't just do g strings y'know. Try M&S or Next for some good stuff.
 
#3
Resisting the urge to rip the piss for the sake of doing so. Maybe try bringing up said problem with one of her mates, or her sister.

They'll have a better idea if you're in the right ballpark with the underwear idea, and they'll perhaps be able to advise what to get.

incidentally, when I was last out of ideas I had great success with a new camera of all things..
 
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#7
Have a rummage through her drawers (sorry) or wardrobe.

Once you know what brand & size she buys for herself then you get the same brand & size in the range with bows and stuff on.

Don't forget to post pics:)
 
#8
take her out buy it together....something nice like...slinky and glistening, champagne ...*barry white plays...gets lost*
 
#10
Get her a nice silky negligee.
 
#12
Resisting the urge to rip the piss for the sake of doing so. Maybe try bringing up said problem with one of her mates, or her sister.

They'll have a better idea if you're in the right ballpark with the underwear idea, and they'll perhaps be able to advise what to get.

incidentally, when I was last out of ideas I had great success with a new camera of all things..
'Ball Park'????
 
#13
Buying her underwear is such a cliche.Take my advice and get her some DIY tools. Got the wife an 18v makita drill for her birthday. She was so pleased she wept.... All day.
 
#15
Just buy what fits you and you think suits you best. The sales assistants must be used to cross dressers and will be able to help.

Post piccies.
 
#17
If you want a sensible answer, go in the smellies section of TK Maxx........

some of the designer stuff is knocked out for maybe a third, nip in, check it out, give it a quick Google and shoot back if it sounds good.

I got my wife some Italian soaps (amongst other things.....) for Christmas, really luxurious and she loved them.

Year before they had some boxed Lancaster smellies, never heard of them, but she was over the moon, go into House of Fraser, check out the really expensive names, then nip into TK's
 
#18
voucher from Rigby & Peller, lace knickers with silk but a voucher will stop you getting the size wrong too small and you will be slaughtered, too big and you will be slaughtered. Bit like knitting a willy warmer. Good luck and would you like a cremation or a burial?
 
#19
These look good .... no leakage either.
 

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#20
Get her nothing, let her spend the day sobbing down the phone to parents and friends, then tell her your off out that night with the lads but you'll be expecting a blowjob when you get home at 0200





Then, just as she's tying the noose around her neck, tell her you're just kidding, you're taking her out to somewhere nice for dinner and you're taking her shopping for anything she wants on Sunday

You'll probably still get the blow job
 

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