Buying stuff on Amazon when you are pissed.

#1
What did you buy?

Today Rvops told me that my titanium spork was on it's way.

Just the job, as Some 'Surrender Monkey ' lifted mine as i kipped away in my tent in Brittany.

Also I have cleverly gone for the fork at one end and the spoon at the other, Titanium by the way !

The folding one was cute, but could let you down at times.

Well done Rvops by the way.
 
#3
I once ordered a diffuser for a Nikon flashgun after a lunchtime of Sheppy's Draught Cider and an afternoon of my own recipe Fucking Marys (like Bloody Marys only with three times the vodka and extra Tabasco and Worcestershire sauce).

I only use Canon equipment.
 
#4
I have got 2 hamburger presses on the way to me. (not amazon but same idea)

Only wanted the one but was unco-ordintated so much that I ordered 2.

Anyone need a hamburger press?
 
#5
Does eBay count? I once hit "buy it know" for an engine while drunk, only to discover it was on Dundee.
I live in Bristol
 
#6
I've bought allsorts of shit when drunk, I remember one particular night after downing shitloads of port in a celler bar near embankment station I signed up for some cnut of a contractor to supply a "defence information infrastructure" project and it ended up costing me 10 billion or something in loose change
 
#7
The complete collection of looney toons.

A 9ft inflatable kangaroo( leaving do)

A ultrafire torch

And some other random shite, the amazon app with one click buy function makes buying dumb shit more easier.
 
#12
2 climbing ropes purchased whilst under the influence of a rather nice port, 2 days before payday, wife was well chuffed! still who needs road tax
 
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#13
When my first drunken ebay adventure , a goldwing trike got written off by a nicked motor, I did a re run and bought a series 2 light weight landrover as a toy only to find that insurance was going to be 1500
The seller was a gent and let me off
 
#14
You've bought a spork??
I bought a red plastic one. It seemed like a good idea at the time.

But wasn't. I also have five watches in my desk drawer from the time when I was trying to find out how to order items from Amazon.uk while in Spain without incurring duty (most stuff comes from Germany, but there's a trick to do with the postage...)
 

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