Buy Britneys Hair

Discussion in 'The ARRSE Hole' started by Bat_Crab, Feb 20, 2007.

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  1. Not that I care about the vacuous tart, but I spotted this and it gave me an idea...

    If we at ARRSE clubbed to gether and brought the hair, could we clone Britney? If so we could make sure that where as this Britney became fat, mental trailer trash, our Britney could be raised to follow a much different career path.

    So what would you have in store for the ARRSE Britney? Porn Star? Private Sex Slave? Bus Conductor? Vacuous trailer trash pop tart (again)? You decide...

    My money's on her dying at age 5, impaled on MDN's c0ck.
     
  2. Replacement for the figure 12!
     
  3. Make a super army of Naafi wenches??
     
  4. I'm sure that's the wrong sort of hair for what you've got in mind. Now, where did I put those clippers?
     
  5. i got bored and had a peek on ebay yeasterday and their was 2 pages of "genuine" britney hair.
    so we could end up cloning some skint chav-mong
     
  6. Only if we got the genuine Britney hair.
     
  7. Errrrrr, looking at them pictures on that website, Them locks, look like a scraggy mount, of greasy, unwashed pile of t wat whiskers. Not the hair of a so called "successful" (used reluctanly) pop artist.

    Scabby Cow.