But Can You Have a Dump into it....?

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by uncle_vanya, Sep 3, 2009.

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  1. Mind you, the 'pissing on a camp fire monopoly' is also in danger:
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  2. This must be a German kinky/pervy thing.
     
  3. They had that on Top Gear ages ago
     
  4. They certainly did.

    They've also been around for female bikers for a long time.
     
  5. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    I'm confused, do you sit on it or insert it?
     
  6. CountryGal

    CountryGal LE Book Reviewer

    None the less you still have to squat down to use it so unless you have balls of steel to do this in front of the queue, or at the dirty motorway service stations - how does this help? lol
     
  7. fcuking weirdo
     

  8. I don't know why, but when I read that I assumed it was a song...
     
  9. Why does that make Mr D a wierdo, I like the thought quite a lot actually :D
     
  10. mwl946

    mwl946 LE Good Egg (charities)

    http://www.shewee.com/


    THIS was the first - and a great invention it is too, especially when on skiing holidays or out on exercise. 8)
     
  11. I can just imagine everybody walking past and studiously ignoring some girl taking a piss in one of these, on Oxford St on a Saturday. Especially if she has to pull her jeans and pants down. Ffs, that's what gutters are for.
     
  12. Wow!! That's ace!! It will 'direct' the flow so no more ruined shoes for me :) YAY!!
     
  13. fcuking weirdo[/quote]

    can you say that in German and then kick me in the balls?[/quote]

    Scheißsonderling :? Is the best I can do, as for the kick in the balls.....
     
  14. Are you implying Mr D is a weirdo or are you secretly berating yourself for the annoying erection that reading his post produced. Touch your prostate............go on........you know you want to.