But... but... You don't believe in ghosts, ghouls, and the supernatural yet...

Mate, the van is normally a beauty to drive and doesn't give me any issues. Besides me parking it in the village that I now live in pisses off the old, middle class snobby cow who gas nothing better to do with her time than to complain that 'people like me are lowering the tone of the village'.
Put some of these on it.


It'll give Hyacinth Thornbury more than a touch of the vapours.