But... but... You don't believe in ghosts, ghouls, and the supernatural yet...

Mate, the van is normally a beauty to drive and doesn't give me any issues. Besides me parking it in the village that I now live in pisses off the old, middle class snobby cow who gas nothing better to do with her time than to complain that 'people like me are lowering the tone of the village'.

Give her a cheeky wave next time you park up.
 
Its not my personal van mate. I wouldn't have bought a ford to be honest. It's a works van. It's camera'd up and tracked.
You need to ask your Company to get the drivers door modded, the Transit has a weakness in the wiring loom that goes into the door. The thieves use a reciprocating saw in the door gap to saw through the loom, once done all the doors open, at the very least your tools will go. My Company used to use the Transit until I recommended a change. The mod involves fitting a hardened metal cage around the loom, not thief proof, but slows them down.
Apologies for the left of centre direction change.
 

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You need to ask your Company to get the drivers door modded, the Transit has a weakness in the wiring loom that goes into the door. The thieves use a reciprocating saw in the door gap to saw through the loom, once done all the doors open, at the very least your tools will go. My Company used to use the Transit until I recommended a change. The mod involves fitting a hardened metal cage around the loom, not thief proof, but slows them down.
Apologies for the left of centre direction change.
How does that keep ghosts from doing it? They just walk through the sides surely.
 
I think my fridge is haunted! I keep putting my favourite food into it, then when I go to get it back out it’s gone! I ask my kids if they know anything about it, but they say “No Dad”
 
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A light hearted post for a friday evening folks. Since leaving the Prison Service, I've been working for a national firm that specialises in commercial servicing and maintainance. Well I enjoy it anyway!
Now to the point of this post, I don't believe in the supernatural BUT every single time that I have visited one particular site, something goes wrong with my van.
I've had three different problems visiting this site so far.
Last november my battery died. Just before christmas the washer bottle cracked and I again had to have the van recovered. And last week, five miles from the site my ABS warning lights came on. Again requiring road side assistance.
I have to revisit the site again next week. I wonder if it'll be 4/4?
Anyone got any similar dits?
Are you running knocking shops?
 
I think my fridge is haunted! I keep putting my favourite food into it, then when I got to get it back out it’s gone! I ask my kids if they know anything about it, but they say “No Dad”
If the light stays on when you shut the door, then your fridge is haunted.
The only way to be sure is to drill a hole in the back of the fridge and watch while your kids open and close the door.
Hope this helps.
 
Are you running knocking shops?

Like this one?

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If the light stays on when you shut the door, then your fridge is haunted.
The only way to be sure is to drill a hole in the back of the fridge and watch while your kids open and close the door.
Hope this helps.
Thanks Murph, I’ll give it a go, I tried hiding the dog in the fridge to update me on who or what was disappearing the food out of the fridge, but he wasn’t very strong willed and kept snacking whilst on stag!
 
Round my girlfiend's place last night. Watching a movie on the sofa together, every half hour, her 6 year old son kept coming downstairs, saying he can't sleep, cos of ghosts in his bedroom.
I made him watch an episode of Most Haunted.
He no longer believes in ghosts.
 
One of my favourites
 
A light hearted post for a friday evening folks. Since leaving the Prison Service, I've been working for a national firm that specialises in commercial servicing and maintainance. Well I enjoy it anyway!
Now to the point of this post, I don't believe in the supernatural BUT every single time that I have visited one particular site, something goes wrong with my van.
I've had three different problems visiting this site so far.
Last november my battery died. Just before christmas the washer bottle cracked and I again had to have the van recovered. And last week, five miles from the site my ABS warning lights came on. Again requiring road side assistance.
I have to revisit the site again next week. I wonder if it'll be 4/4?
Anyone got any similar dits?
Not very capable are you? Are you sure that you were once a Squaddie?
 
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