But... but... You don't believe in ghosts, ghouls, and the supernatural yet...

[Joshua Slocum]

Ford Transit. 69 plate.

I reckon you have a resident pikey ghost on board
ps did you know transits are the easist vans to steal ?
if its a good one get a tracker fitted, I called in to collect the batmobile from the paintshop, they were putting back together a transit that had been nicked and stripped !!lucky for the owner a member of the public saw some fellas stripping it on an industrial estate nearby . engine and gearbox unit were on a pallet, all the front panels off, 2 hours thats all it took

 

[Ho2331]

I reckon you have a resident pikey ghost on board
ps did you know transits are the easist vans to steal ?
if its a good one get a tracker fitted, I called in to collect the batmobile from the paintshop, they were putting back together a transit that had been nicked and stripped !!lucky for the owner a member of the public saw some fellas stripping it on an industrial estate nearby . engine and gearbox unit were on a pallet, all the front panels off, 2 hours thats all it took

Its not my personal van mate. I wouldn't have bought a ford to be honest. It's a works van. It's camera'd up and tracked.

 

[964ST]

Its not my personal van mate. I wouldn't have bought a ford to be honest. It's a works van. It's camera'd up and tracked.

So it not your Firm!

I have just been released from my place of work, cause my Boss thought that my breath smelt like his wife’s Fanny!!?!,

Never touched her!!



The receptionist was a good kisser though?

 

[Joshua Slocum]

Its not my personal van mate. I wouldn't have bought a ford to be honest. It's a works van. It's camera'd up and tracked.

It is weird how some places do weird stuff
we had a converted barn that always seemed to swallow hand tools, screwdrivers, knives, cutters, they just vanished
blokes would not work there on their own
I got locked in one friday, when the knobset dropped out and the door opened inwards, ended up booting it open
no one complained

 

[Civvy Scum]

does your van look like this?

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do you eat burgers that are bigger than your own head like this?

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do you own a talking dog with some kind of speech impediment?

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have you seen anyone dressed like this?

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then you know it's all an elaborate scam for the inheritance.

So you're saying it's Mr. McGillicudy who is the guilty party? And he'd have got away with it if it wasn't...

 

[Ho2331]

So it not your Firm!

I have just been released from my place of work, cause my Boss thought that my breath smelt like his wife’s Fanny!!?!,

Never touched her!!



The receptionist was a good kisser though?

Having seen the MD's wife I must admit that I'd happily trade places with him!

 

[Ho2331]

It is weird how some places do weird stuff
we had a converted barn that always seemed to swallow hand tools, screwdrivers, knives, cutters, they just vanished
blokes would not work there on their own
I got locked in one friday, when the knobset dropped out and the door opened inwards, ended up booting it open
no one complained

The rest of society refers to this 'strange place" that you mentioned as a Church. A place of worship.
Edited to add: FFS Ho old boy, even by your standards thats a lame attempt at a joke! 4/10.

 

[lokiuk]

If it was my personal bloody van I'd have it exorcised!

But you're only allowed to exorcise within walking distance of home under the covid regulations

 

[Ho2331]

But you're only allowed to exorcise within walking distance of home under the covid regulations.

Never thought of that!

 

[FORMER_FYRDMAN]

I've had weird stuff exploring Denbigh Asylum, the face detection mode on my camera kept going off when then was nothing there

Not really spooky, just odd

I remember a rugby match at Denbigh. We put over fifty points past them and when we got back to the clubhouse it was deserted. Not really odd, just spooky.

 

[RangdoOfArg]

I remember a rugby match at Denbigh. We put over fifty points past them and when we got back to the clubhouse it was deserted. Not really odd, just spooky.

I think they nicked your kit. And had a lovely knees up in Ruthin (unlikely)

 

[Electromagnetic]

fill the washer bottle with this

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Holy crap. Pray they don't get the order mixed up.

Steve: "What's that smell Kev?"
Kev: "Ghoul ash"

 

[FORMER_FYRDMAN]

I think they nicked your kit. And had a lovely knees up in Ruthin (unlikely)

I doubt it, only the props wore woolly mammoth skin and they left fully dressed.

 

[par avion]

https://www.arrse.co.uk/community/threads/haunted-barracks.1508/post-2419080

Your dit about Oxford jail was one of the best spooky stories I have heard. I used to go past there on the bus in the seventies.

 

[don't tell him pike]

A light hearted post for a friday evening folks. Since leaving the Prison Service, I've been working for a national firm that specialises in commercial servicing and maintainance. Well I enjoy it anyway!
Now to the point of this post, I don't believe in the supernatural BUT every single time that I have visited one particular site, something goes wrong with my van.
I've had three different problems visiting this site so far.
Last november my battery died. Just before christmas the washer bottle cracked and I again had to have the van recovered. And last week, five miles from the site my ABS warning lights came on. Again requiring road side assistance.
I have to revisit the site again next week. I wonder if it'll be 4/4?
Anyone got any similar dits?

 

[Old Stab]

Sennybridge Farm 5 IIRC.

There's a really eerie malevolent feeling of unease anytime we went to that place, something just not right about it.

Llanfrechfa Grange hospital was an old secure mental health unit. It's now in a dilapidated state and is just used for storage. Greenmeadow Villa is particularly odd, it seems that the real crazies were kept locked up in there. We were in there dropping cages of goods off, boiling hot day we were sweating like ten men.. Really suddenly the temperature dropped and there was a real sense of unease and a breeze swept through, which was odd as all the windows and doors were closed. From what we've found out is that the inmates weren't treated particularly well and we weren't the only ones that have had unnerving experiences in there

 

[Helm]

Sennybridge Farm 5 IIRC.

There's a really eerie malevolent feeling of unease anytime we went to that place, something just not right about it.

Llanfrechfa Grange hospital was an old secure mental health unit. It's now in a dilapidated state and is just used for storage. Greenmeadow Villa is particularly odd, it seems that the real crazies were kept locked up in there. We were in there dropping cages of goods off, boiling hot day we were sweating like ten men.. Really suddenly the temperature dropped and there was a real sense of unease and a breeze swept through, which was odd as all the windows and doors were closed. From what we've found out is that the inmates weren't treated particularly well and we weren't the only ones that have had unnerving experiences in there

It's Sennybridge perfectly normal reaction for there I'd say.

 

[DemsMaShoes]

Feck off. Leave Bessie alone. She's a goid girl 99% of the time. Its just this one particular place that is the problem!

...or anywhere up to 5 miles away from it?

 

[AlienFTM]

have you considered fire and/or explosives?

also avoid going near or through Birmingham, someone has probably stolen some vital part of your van while you were driving.

Go near or through Birmingham. Someone will probably steal it while you're not driving and you can get a new one.

 

[LouisetheSleaz]

is it too early for 'that question'?

Friday night thread. I imagine it's going exactly as the OP imagined.