But... but... You don't believe in ghosts, ghouls, and the supernatural yet...

theoriginalphantom

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theoriginalphantom

MIA
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Your van is shit. Case solved. Next.
You've had more breakdowns at one site that I've had in 14 years and 100k+ miles in a crappy Skoda. Scrap the van, buy a Skoda.
It happens to be the newest van in my company's fleet!
 

theoriginalphantom

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If it was my personal bloody van I'd have it exorcised!


have you considered fire and/or explosives?

also avoid going near or through Birmingham, someone has probably stolen some vital part of your van while you were driving.
 
have you considered fire and/or explosives?

also avoid going near or through Birmingham, someone has probably stolen some vital part of your van while you were driving.
Mate, the van is normally a beauty to drive and doesn't give me any issues. Besides me parking it in the village that I now live in pisses off the old, middle class snobby cow who gas nothing better to do with her time than to complain that 'people like me are lowering the tone of the village'.
 

Joshua Slocum

LE
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A light hearted post for a friday evening folks. Since leaving the Prison Service, I've been working for a national firm that specialises in commercial servicing and maintainance. Well I enjoy it anyway!
Now to the point of this post, I don't believe in the supernatural BUT every single time that I have visited one particular site, something goes wrong with my van.
I've had three different problems visiting this site so far.
Last november my battery died. Just before christmas the washer bottle cracked and I again had to have the van recovered. And last week, five miles from the site my ABS warning lights came on. Again requiring road side assistance.
I have to revisit the site again next week. I wonder if it'll be 4/4?
Anyone got any similar dits?
is it a vauxhall ?
 

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