Business trip perks.

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by Bluedog33, Jul 28, 2011.

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  1. I booked into a hotel on a business trip and thought I'd get the best out of it, so I
    decided to get one of those girls you see advertising in phone booths
    when you're looking for a taxi number.

    I grabbed a card on my way in. It was an ad for a girl calling herself
    Erogonique, a lovely girl, bending over in the photo. She had all the
    right curves in all the right places, beautiful long wavy hair, long
    graceful legs all the way up to her arse. You know the kind; so I'm in
    my room and figure, what the hell, I'll give her a call.

    "Hello?" the woman says. God, she sounded sexy.

    "Hi, I hear you give a great massage and I'd like you to come to my
    room and give me one. No, wait, I should be straight with you. I'm in
    town all alone and what I really want is sex. I want it hard, I want it
    hot, and I want it now. I'm talking kinky the whole night long. You
    name it, we'll do it. Bring all your implements, toys, everything
    you've got in your bag of tricks. We'll go hot and heavy all night.. Tie
    me up, wear a strap on, cover me in chocolate syrup and whipped cream,
    anything you want. Now, how does that sound?"

    She replied, "That sounds fantastic, but for an outside line you need
    to press 9."
     
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  2. Ooooh look its Dave Spikey