Business name of the month!

#1
Just seen this on another site.

Organic meat company
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Hello I'm Shane and ex army chef and just recently I have decided join a work friend of mine and try some outside catering with organic produce sourced from local companies.
Essentially we have a small marquee and a griddle with all of the odds and sods required by H&S but also have the option of a burger van if we need it.

(A few lines here about him looking for work .which I have deleted)

Any advice would be great thanks.

Regards,

Shane

Well Hung meat Co (Catering)
 

wedge_cadman

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#2
He's probably not doing too well as all his business is probably going here well hung meat when they google him
 
#4
Reminds me of my partners work colleague, her husband had asked her to google for some hard core.
Just tried, got nothing but building supplies...
 
#5
Reminds me of my partners work colleague, her husband had asked her to google for some hard core.
A friend who is into sailing small yachts said that he was massively compromised by his wife while Googling "Bottom Scraping". I'm too scared to even try.
 
#6
I had a female mature (60+) graphics student at college Google "Snowballing" when looking for an image to use for the front of a family Christmas card.

I would like to meet her grandaughter if thats acceptable behaviour in her house :)
 

TheIronDuke

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#7
If a Septic ever asks you what a 'manhole' is, do not resort to Google.
 
#8
Come to think of it, I have just written an offshore training course that referes to "Man-riding" operations! What with Lube Oil, Down hole tools and well reaming, no wonder the offshore boys like coming home!

I am sure Google would have a fit with some of them!
 
#9
Many years ago when my daughters where at Primary School, the eldest one had a project on apples. We all sat down in front of the computer to do some research.Never ever google "Granny Smith" with kids watching!!
 
#10
Come to think of it, I have just written an offshore training course that referes to "Man-riding" operations! What with Lube Oil, Down hole tools and well reaming, no wonder the offshore boys like coming home!

I am sure Google would have a fit with some of them!
Haha! I've seen a few cable drums on rigs and other offshore installations with the words "Man-riding not permitted". Despite my smutty imagination, I never considered that angle.

Pooh had me flummoxed for a while (pull out of hole [for a drill string]).
 
#12
Love it, on the website they advertise a . . .

The Well Hung Monthly Meat Box

Is this one in Jarrods favourites?
 
#13
The Organic Meat Co? FFS, what is it with our language? All food is organic! We can't digest inorganic stuff so why misname food that's been spared all the advantages that modern chemistry can provide?
 
#14
Nothing goes good on a quality meat sandwich than a nice slice of aged cheese.

Suggest ordering from a little shop in Israel: Cheeses of Nazareth
 
#15
A few years ago, a collegaue from New Zealand (who had led a sheltered life) was slightly confused when someone in a meeting said "Mr Smith is being a bit anal about this" so, on returning to her desk she gooled "anal"...................
 
#16
Funny story, I was looking for Hardcore Scat, imagine my suprise when all that came up was the stylings of Louis Armstrong and Scatman Caruthers, could've knocked me down with a feather!
 
#18
I spotted a new one called Doggy Style, went in and asked what I could get for £50.

I was a little embarrassed when the receptionist asked me what sort of dog I owned.
 
#20
Some years ago I was the the Chairperson for a local playschool. To comply with some OFSTED rule we had to have a bell fitted to a back door to allow parents to ring when they came to pick up their kids. The Secretary googled 'Back Door Buzzer', she was shocked by the outcome. It was made doubly funny as she was somewhat of a very prim and proper disposition albeit a very nice lady.
 
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