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Business man in court over Crushed Ferrari

and the little rascal giving it large while those cruel policemen upload his jam jar
 
Dear West Midlands Police, It's been sometime since you've crushed the local gobshites Italian sports car can you pull your finger out & crush a few more?
 
Wasn't that a public order offence?
Probably, but they are playing a long game, arresting him for a public order offence will only result in another court appearance
depriving him very publicly of his ill gotten gains will give him a kick in the nuts and lower his street cred amongst the other brummie wide boys
theres a scene where he goes into a gym and tries to lift weights !!!
then some big geezer has to help him, the noodle armed brummie faggot
 
Probably, but they are playing a long game, arresting him for a public order offence will only result in another court appearance
depriving him very publicly of his ill gotten gains will give him a kick in the nuts and lower his street cred amongst the other brummie wide boys
theres a scene where he goes into a gym and tries to lift weights !!!
then some big geezer has to help him, the noodle armed brummie faggot
Brummie?? Might live there
 
Those chaps sure have some patience.
I couldn't have remained so polite to the little *insert expletive here*
:eek:
They know a lot more than they are letting on
amongst the asian community its all face and image
they are playing with him and he knows it
the gobbby little brummie twat
 
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