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Bushes latest target for conquest.

#7
"Let's see now......

Sandy....Check!

Grim.....Check!

Sh1thole.....Check!

Awwww...now c'mon guys....you call yourselves Special Advisors??

Hey look....the check books open but even I'm not that dumb......

We took that place already ....uh.....didn't we?

CONDOLEEEEEEEEEZZZZAAAA! Help me out here a minute..."

:lol:
 
#11
I can't believe people are making light of this situation. The Martians are armed and are threatening our planet and all you do is make jokes. This is what Colin Powell has said:

What you will see is an accumulation of facts and disturbing patterns of behavior. The facts on The Martians' behavior--The Martians's behavior demonstrate that the Martian leader and his regime have made no effort--no effort--to disarm as required by the international galactic council. Indeed, the facts and The Martians's behavior show that the Martians leader and his regime are concealing their efforts to produce more weapons of mass destruction.

Also I found this blog of some events which occured earlier today. It describes the new martian weapon called a 'heat ray'... http://www.fourmilab.ch/etexts/www/warworlds/b1c5.html

Forthwith flashes of actual flame, a bright glare leaping from one to another, sprang from the scattered group of men. It was as if some invisible jet impinged upon them and flashed into white flame. It was as if each man were suddenly and momentarily turned to fire.

Then, by the light of their own destruction, I saw them staggering and falling, and their supporters turning to run.

I stood staring, not as yet realising that this was death leaping from man to man in that little distant crowd. All I felt was that it was something very strange. An almost noiseless and blinding flash of light, and a man fell headlong and lay still; and as the unseen shaft of heat passed over them, pine trees burst into fire, and every dry furze bush became with one dull thud a mass of flames. And far away towards Knaphill I saw the flashes of trees and hedges and wooden buildings suddenly set alight
I can't believe the mainstream press are continuing with the fallacy that Mars is an uninhabited planet and of no threat to us.

Neo_Con - you were right all along - some obscure blog gives a much more accurate picture of what's happening than some selection of newspapers.

Tricam
 
#13
Just read Bill Roggio's latest bulletin from 'Operation Red Planet'(sorry NEO, you got it wrong - seems the Pentagon favoured the 'RED' bit because it implied they were attacking the commies), Bill is asking for donations to buy a heat-shield so he can 'in-bed with the Grunts........
 
#15
Just read Bill Roggio's latest bulletin from 'Operation Red Planet'(sorry NEO, you got it wrong - seems the Pentagon favoured the 'RED' bit because it implied they were attacking the commies), Bill is asking for donations to buy a heat-shield so he can 'in-bed with the Grunts........

I am going to blog this one myself . Bill has more importain things to do.
 
#16
tricam said:
I can't believe people are making light of this situation. The Martians are armed and are threatening our planet and all you do is make jokes. This is what Colin Powell has said:

What you will see is an accumulation of facts and disturbing patterns of behavior. The facts on The Martians' behavior--The Martians's behavior demonstrate that the Martian leader and his regime have made no effort--no effort--to disarm as required by the international galactic council. Indeed, the facts and The Martians's behavior show that the Martians leader and his regime are concealing their efforts to produce more weapons of mass destruction.
The White House press secretary Scott McClellan chuckled, but declined to answer, when Helen Thomas (Hearst News) inquired whether it were true that the administration granted Halliburton Corporation a $2.5 trillion no-bid contract to re-build the Martian canals. "Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha," he said. "We're not going to be painted into some kind of a corner while American troops are fighting on a cold and distant planet."

Sec. of State Condoleezza Rice added:

"Americans are committed to this historic struggle for as long as it takes and whatever it costs. A viable Martian democracy will bring needed social reform throughout the solar system."
 
#18
Since you have displayed such a interest in Mars. here are some sites

You asked for it sort of ,so here it is. I hope you have a fast connection. Some of the sites will need it. The Theodore von Kármán Lecture Series is archived video of lecturers put on by JPL(Jet Propulsion Laboratory). They cover some interesting subjects.Look them over and see if any catch your interest. The newer lectures are archived. The older ones are being worked on.
http://www.jpl.nasa.gov/events/lectures.cfm


You will not need any thing special for these sites.
If you have a interest in these subjects here are a few great sites
Most of these web pages are from JPL
(http://www.jpl.nasa.gov/).

If you have not been following the Mars Rovers(Sprit and Opportunity)
http://marsrovers.jpl.nasa.gov/overview/

The quickest way to catch up on what they have been doing for the last 2 years is to take a look at the traverse maps of the rovers.
http://marsrovers.jpl.nasa.gov/mission/traverse_maps.html ] http://marsrovers.jpl.nasa.gov/mission/traverse_maps.html [/url]

Then view the JPL slide shows.The slide shows cover what the rovers have done and what they have discovered while on Mars. They have great pictures with informative captions
http://marsrovers.jpl.nasa.gov/mission/wir/index.html

Link to the Mars Home Page if your still curious and want to know more about other future and past missions to Mars
http://mars.jpl.nasa.gov

If your interests are farther away try
Cassini-Huygens or
http://saturn.jpl.nasa.gov/home/index.cfm

Deep Impact
http://deepimpact11.jpl.nasa.gov/mission/
http://www.jpl.nasa.gov/events/lectures.cfm

That should keep you busy but if still have a little time than read
http://www.booktv.org/General/index.asp?segID=6078&schedID=375

and maybe after all that you could get a job at Nasa.
 
#20
It seems to be abit unfair to me, how come chimp boy gets to choose were to invade all the time, seen a Tony's been such a good boy (pat pat) would of thought he could of chosen next.
Saying that Cherie will probably back the martians, as an invasion would be a breach of their Alien/Martian/she will think of one-rights, support ther 18 generation families, give them council houses, make sure they get enough slime/other aliens to eat etc etc you get my drift.
Getting dizzy now, time to put my tin foil hat back on
 

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