How many members of the Bush administration does it take to replace a lightbulb? The answer is 10. 1. To deny that a lightbulb needs to be changed, 2. To attack the patriotism of anyone who says the lightbulb needs to be changed, 3. To blame Clinton for burning out the lightbulb. 4. To tell the nations of the world that they either favour changing the lightbulb or support darkness. 5. To give a billion dollar no-bid contract to Haliburton for the new lightbulb. 6. To arrange a photograph of Bush, dressed as a janitor, standing on a step ladder under the banner 'Lightbulb Change Accomplished'. 7. One administration insider to resign and write a book documenting in detail how Bush was literally 'in the dark'. 8. To viciously smear #7. 9. One surrogate to campaign on TV and at rallies on how George Bush has had a strong lightbulb-changing policy all along. 10. And finally, one to confuse Americans, about the difference between screwing in a lightbulb and screwing the country.