Bush In Glasgow

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by Wet_Fart, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. On a recent trip to Glasgow, President Bush went to a school for a Q&A. The teacher asked if anyone had a question for the president.

    Wee Jimmy put his hand up and said, "A've got 2 questions mister. Why are you the president when the other guy got more votes? An' why did you invade Iraq when they had nae weapons of mass destruction?"

    Just as he finished asking his question the bell rang for lunch.

    When they came back from lunch the teacher asked if anyone had a question for the president?

    Tam put his hand up and said, "A’ve got 4 questions. Why are you the president when the other guy got more votes? Why did you invade Iraq when they had no weapons of mass destruction? Why did the bell ring an hour early for lunch? And where the fuck is wee jimmy?"