Bush 43 - Doing what he does best.

GW is standing delivering a speech to the media when Rumsfeld touches him on the shoulder. Bush leans away from the microphones and Rumsfeld whispers in his ear; " Just got news from Iraq Mr President, we've just accidently killed 3 Brazillians and apparently it was our fault. It would be best if you broke the news to the media before they find out for themselves." Bush, realising the gravity of the situation puts on a sad and deeply remorseful face and wiping a tear away leans towards the microphone. Then pauses and leans back to Rumsfeld whispering in his ear; " Don, remind me again, how many thousand in a Brazillion?"

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