Buses, Outrage

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  1. There have been such a plethora of buses lately that I am slightly confused which one, if any, I should board. I would be grateful if we could number said buses accordingly.

    No 1: Reserved for the following extreme outrages:-

    Military homosexual bullying cases where damages are awarded
    Military lesbian bullying cases etc
    Military racial harassment cases etc
    Shortages of kit
    Soldiers refused entry to pubs
    Walts SF or Para Regt
    Medals, non-active Service
    PC, All

    No 2: Reserved for the following very serious outrages:-

    Protestors, Muslim
    Walts, other
    Soldiers getting thrown off trains
    Soldiers refused alcohol in ASDA, TESCO etc
    Bob Ainsworth
    Restrictions, H & S
    Obesity, RAF

    No 3: Reserved for the following serious outrages:-

    Policy, The US
    Policy, The EU
    Protestors, Other
    Subsistence and Accommodation, RAF Aircrew
    Non-performance - Police
    Snow, Failure to Get To Workplace
    Obesity, Army

    No 4: Reserved for minor outrages:-

    Dogs in Office
    Promotions, RLC
    Discipline, RLC
    Soldiers F & C, RLC

    There may be a need for further buses and I may have badly categorised some of the outrages. That said, I would be grateful that the despatch of all future outrage buses conform to this or a similar standard.
  2. I AM OUTRAGED !!!!

    Why can't we have a special needs bus just for the government and the way that they have COMPLETELY screwed this country, paddle, creek, shit... ring any bells ??

    Ding Ding !!
  3. Sixty

    Sixty LE Moderator Book Reviewer
    1. ARRSE Cyclists and Triathletes

    Do 'filthy foreigners and their foreign ways' come under bus No 3?
  4. No 2 I think. Incidentally, forgot about 'War Memorials, Students'. I think it may board the No 1 Bus or may even merit a 'Special'.
  5. spike7451

    spike7451 RIP

    Outrage bus tours.......Can you get a season ticket?
  6. Not yet,
    But a an ARRSE Oyster card type thing , with profits going to H4H would be a winner!
  7. spike7451

    spike7451 RIP

    It'd be like 'On The Buses' but with MDN as Ins Blakey! 8O (He's already got the perv mac!)
  8. What about Dolly as a conductress? We'd have to run a No 69 though.
  9. Auld-Yin

    Auld-Yin LE Reviewer Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    With all those buses, you obviously need someone from Movements - so if there are any Movers out there................. :(
  10. Sixty

    Sixty LE Moderator Book Reviewer
    1. ARRSE Cyclists and Triathletes

    Fancy a wee retirement job mate? ;)
  11. Can't see a Tesco bus on the list-was that the bus Tropper took? :slow: :D
  12. Is there a bus for MODs banning/censoring/locking/editting threads/profiles?
  13. Auld-Yin

    Auld-Yin LE Reviewer Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    Thankfully I never took up the kind offer!!! :D However, as you are RLC you may know some :wink:
  14. Auld-Yin

    Auld-Yin LE Reviewer Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    It's VOR at the moment, but being White Fleet it should be repaired by approx 2015 (not hours!).
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