Discussion in 'Blue Jokes' started by phil245, May 17, 2012.

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  1. phil245

    phil245 LE Book Reviewer

    The police came to my front door last night holding a picture of my wife.

    They said "Is this your wife sir?"I

    I answered "Yes."

    They said "I'm afraid it looks like she's been hit by a bus."

    I said "I know, but she takes it up the arse and she's good with the kids."
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