Bus Driver

I was sitting at a Red light yesterday, minding my own business,
patiently waiting for it to turn Green even though there was no on-coming traffic.
A carload of bearded, young, loud Muslims, shouting anti-British slogans,
with a half- burned Union Flag duct-taped to the boot lid of their car and a
"Remember 9-11" slogan, spray painted on the side, was stopped next to me.
Suddenly they yelled, "Allahu Akhbar!" and took off before the light changed.
Out of nowhere a bus came speeding through the junction and ran directly over their
car, crushing it completely and killing everyone in it.

For several minutes I sat in my car thinking to myself,
"Bloody hell! That could have been me !"
So today, bright and early, I went out and got a job as a bus driver
 
I might be out of synch here, but I've worked some rough dockie's clubs.

Come back with your good stuff or lose the audience.
 

Mr_Fingerz

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I was sitting at a Red light yesterday, minding my own business,
patiently waiting for it to turn Green even though there was no on-coming traffic.
A carload of bearded, young, loud Muslims, shouting anti-British slogans,
with a half- burned Union Flag duct-taped to the boot lid of their car and a
"Remember 9-11" slogan, spray painted on the side, was stopped next to me.
Suddenly they yelled, "Allahu Akhbar!" and took off before the light changed.
Out of nowhere a bus came speeding through the junction and ran directly over their
car, crushing it completely and killing everyone in it.

For several minutes I sat in my car thinking to myself,
"Bloody hell! That could have been me !"
So today, bright and early, I went out and got a job as a bus driver

That is about >< close to comedy.
 

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