Bursting for a pee..............

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by TheBigUn, Dec 6, 2008.

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    If you need to go...........
  2. Wow! Just as well it did not stick its erse in a shop doorway..... that would have been extra work for some poor barsteward to clean up. I once peed in the street in a shop doorway many, many moons ago....

    I once saw a nice posh drunken Lady squat down outside the local 'Waterstones' Bookshop in Chelmsford, pull her keks down and have a log wee.... all in front of a load of Mums and Kids.... what a larf!!

    Elephant poo anyone? I wish I could dump that amount in the morning, it would make the rhubarb grow nice and tasty.... :p

  3. You can take the girl out of Essex but..................


    Perhaps she thought the sign on the door wasn't the shop's trading name but merely an instruction !
  4. looks like my missus after a night out on the town
  5. Reminds me of a woman in Port-au-Prince, who hitched up her skirt and poured a pigs ear's worth of pish into the gutter and then dropped a couple of logs, before going on her way (as you do).

    The really fun part was watching the rats spring out to scoff the solids while they were still fresh - in full view of the world's press, enjoying cocktails outside the Oloffson Hotel.
  6. cannot beat those medic doris', eh????