Monkey Spanker, haven't you sussed out who this website belongs to?? It's been up for around a year ! I'd like to lay claim to fame on this one, but alas, there are others here on ARRSE who's humour is far beyond mine. The bit I like is:
3. Wannabes and SF hangers on - DON'T BOTHER. We already have a resident SF "expert" who claims to be in constant touch with Hereford, the Joint Chiefs, No10, The Oval Office and Moon Base Alpha.