Have any of you chaps been fortunate enough to visit Burnley? Did you marvel at it's 'sink' estates (have I got that right MSR?), chat to the locals, imbibe the local delacacies of Lamb Madras, Black Pudding and Tripe? 'Sup' ale in it's freindly taverns. Swap stories of Burnley and Accrington Stanleys games of old? Have you travelled on the 'charabang' or are you still sparking your clogs at Mill gates? Did you gaze in awe of the starving children as they clammered around your discarded kebab ? Were you per chance accosted by one of it's freindly ethnic types, who relieved you of your wallet and watch? Ah, how you must have chuckled as he tried to make himself understood. 'Give us your money' never quite had the same sparkle in Serbo-Croat. Did you see the poor beggar children, dressed in their national costumes of linen and clogs? For those of you have have not visited the home town of such celebrities as MSR.........get down to your local travel agent and book your tickets now. Burnley..............it's the place to be!