Burning Effigy Of Jordan.

#1
Just read, on BBC website, that a village in Kent is planning to burn a 30foot effigy of Jordan,(aka Katie Price), on Guy Fawkes day.

Now that should be a sight worth seeing!

Wonder if Peter will be there........Maybe he paid for it. :roll:
 
#3
It's not as if they could burn the real thing, is it? The COSHH assessment alone would take months.
 
#5
Wouldn't the real one burn better? And longer, might I add?
 

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fatsplasher said:
Burn?..............Surely they mean melt!!! :twisted:
Could be explode. Depends which version of enhancement she has in place at the moment. I dont read CHAT!!! so I dont know.
 
#9
Of all the scum, thieves, liars, cowards and traitors(and that's just in Westminster)who decided to burn Jordon?! :roll:

Yeah, she's a gopping slag, but she's way down the long list of untermench I want to fill a mass grave with. :twisted:
 

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#10
Werewolfts said:
Of all the scum, thieves, liars, cowards and traitors(and that's just in Westminster)who decided to burn Jordon?! :roll:

Yeah, she's a gopping slag, but she's way down the long list of untermench I want to fill a mass grave with. :twisted:
You would want to stash her in the woods? If she went in the mass grave first, then you chucked all the other scum, thieves, liars, cowards and traitors in Westminster on top, they would bounce off of her tits and bomb Coventry.

And that got us all bad press last time, remember?
 
#11
TheIronDuke said:
Werewolfts said:
Of all the scum, thieves, liars, cowards and traitors(and that's just in Westminster)who decided to burn Jordon?! :roll:

Yeah, she's a gopping slag, but she's way down the long list of untermench I want to fill a mass grave with. :twisted:
You would want to stash her in the woods? If she went in the mass grave first, then you chucked all the other scum, thieves, liars, cowards and traitors in Westminster on top, they would bounce off of her tits and bomb Coventry.

And that got us all bad press last time, remember?
Exactly the point I was trying to make, Your Grace; I can think of far more worthy candidates to be burned alive, never mind in effigy, than Jordon.

In fact, even if you limited my death list to just women, by the time I got through chopping Harmen, Smith etc into little pieces I doubt I'd have any energy to slot The Plastic One. :roll:
 
#13
Sorry I misread the title. I thought it was "Bumming Effigy of Jordan". Would rather take the real thing up the arrse than the effigy.
 
#17
She has apparentely got some days in May next year without a headline grabbing news.Diary empty, starting to panic! Running out of ideas. HELP.
 

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