Burglar killed with meat cleaver.

Discussion in 'The Intelligence Cell' started by oldgadge, Mar 27, 2012.

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  1. Two Wongs don't make it right.
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  2. I hope it split his head in two.
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  3. Good on him and I hope him and his family recover quickly from the ordeal.

    Of coarse the burglars wouldnt have broken in if the family hadnt eaten the guard dog.......
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  4. Hope the wee Chinese bloke isn't too cut up over this
  5. I can't find your coat, however I have booked a taxi. =-D
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  6. Agreed, but I really think you're splitting hairs!
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  7. In keeping with Chinese practice of charging for the execution bullet. I hope the Shaws are sent a bill for resharpening 1xCleaver and a carpet shampoo.

  8. If he'd survived perhaps he'd be in two minds about doing it again.
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  9. It must have been like a Bruce Lee movie. He was always getting chased around by cleaver wielding chinamen as well.
  10. mercurydancer

    mercurydancer LE Book Reviewer

    OK so its now 499,999 lost families. One down, quite a few to go....
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  11. Thank ****. Looks like there are at least a few judges left here in the U.K. with some common sense with regards to self defense in your house.
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  12. And not a single **** was given that day, good on you, mr Wang.
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