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Burglar freed from prison on appeal to look after his children.

#1
This story (BBC News - Jailed burglar Wayne Bishop freed to care for children) demonstrates everything that is wrong with this country, and in particular those utter f*cking c*nts called New Labour who spent 13 years smashing it. We're a global laughing stock now - where the f*ck was this little scrote on the evening of his burglary if he wasnt in prison.

I am ashamed to be British and I really hope that those judges get burgled tonight so they see how much fun it is to release scum like this into society.
 
#2
There is something farcical about this guy's exploits; breaks into a place and only manages to steal some chocolate, clips a police car while running a red light, then gets cornered down a dead end street. Reads more like a Laurel and Hardy script than a crime report...

Admittedly, if he was in prison he wouldn't be burgling rugby clubs. But that aside, would a few more months on smack landing really make any difference whatsoever? The UK is awash with petty criminals; it's a perfectly respectable lifestyle choice for a couple of million people. To bang them up for five or ten years apiece would require our own gulag archipelago. The other option is to shoot them, which will never happen in a million years.

My own solution would be to sterilise habitual criminals and hope they subsequently die of drug overdoses. A gift to our children and grandchildren.....
 
#5
This story (BBC News - Jailed burglar Wayne Bishop freed to care for children) demonstrates everything that is wrong with this country, and in particular those utter f*cking c*nts called New Labour who spent 13 years smashing it. We're a global laughing stock now - where the f*ck was this little scrote on the evening of his burglary if he wasnt in prison.

I am ashamed to be British and I really hope that those judges get burgled tonight so they see how much fun it is to release scum like this into society.
Yeah man but its his " umin rites" innit!! see here :- "The 33-year-old argued the judgement breached the Human Rights Convention guaranteeing respect for family life"

FFS you couldn't make it up, was the Matrix chambers (Ms Blair et al) involved in his (almost definately legally aided, thus at our ******* expense) defence! When on earth are we going to get rid of this abortion of an act which once again shows it gives more rights to criminals & terrorists than the general public which all the dogooders say it does! :-(
 
#6
Next time I plan on breaking the law ill shag around without a helmet,get a few little uns and use em in court to get me of the hook
 
#8
This story (BBC News - Jailed burglar Wayne Bishop freed to care for children) demonstrates everything that is wrong with this country, and in particular those utter f*cking c*nts called New Labour who spent 13 years smashing it. We're a global laughing stock now - where the f*ck was this little scrote on the evening of his burglary if he wasnt in prison.

I am ashamed to be British and I really hope that those judges get burgled tonight so they see how much fun it is to release scum like this into society.
Hardly a master criminal is he? The blokes a mong, you'll sting him more by giving him 200 hours community service, someone has to look after those kids and it will save the tax payer a few quid if we can avoid them going into temporary care.
 
#9
Pointing to Article 8 of the Human Rights Convention, Mr Wise said: "We submit that the judge erred in law in failing to have proper or any regard to the children that he was the sole carer for.
The only person who 'erred' and failed 'to have proper or any regard to the children that he was the sole carer for' was the fcuking mug who tried his hand at theft.

Community service and a tag would have sufficed in this case. But I would have preferred a public birching of 300 strokes, then he could bugger of home and carry on ruining his kids lifes.

"The interests of the children should be central to the decision making process where children are affected by a decision."

Ie the decisiion to go robbing, and driving like a tw4t? What if daddy, sole carer had rammed an embankment and died during his high speed farce?

Put the kids in to care/foster homes. They are well rid of this example of 'fatherhood'.

What shames us most, is that this arguement revolves around how it is all the Judges 'fault', NO responsibility for the perp/father. All of these arguements could easily have been argued by simply revolving the responsibility to the criminal scum who is now hiding behind fatherhood.

Perhaps next time he jumps in a transit and 'guns it' he will have the misfortune to hit someone in his lawyers family...
 
#10
What a brilliant dad... (I think this is the same guy).

A DAD threatened to smash up cars at a primary school after his five-year-old pupil son had a bracelet confiscated.

Wayne Bishop, 31, blocked the school drive with his car and told the head: "I'm going to do you over."

He had been called to Portland School in Bilborough at the end of the school day on October 2, to discuss why his son was repeatedly wearing the bracelet, which was against school rules.

Bishop lost his temper, swore at head Dora Wood in her office and told her: "I'm not sticking to the rules. My son's not sticking to the rules."

James Bide-Thomas, prosecuting at Nottingham Magistrates' Court, said his behaviour left Ms Wood feeling anxious and worried, and that there were young children present at the time.

"His shouting was getting louder and louder," Mr Bide-Thomas said.

"Ms Wood stood up and he took out his mobile phone. He waved it at her and said: 'I'm going to do you over... I'm going to smash every car in the car park.'

"He repeated the phrases a number of times before walking to the office door. He went out into the corridor and there were a number of children there. He was still swearing."

The court heard that Bishop refused to move his car, saying: "The feds won't be able to get in."

"The incident lasted for 25 minutes. Ms Wood said it has made her fear for her physical safety and worry about the children," said Mr Bide- Thomas.

When police arrived and arrested Bishop, of Stotfield Road, Bilborough, he admitted swearing and threatening to smash car windows.

He pleaded guilty to using threatening words and behaviour at an earlier court hearing.

Tim Holder, defending Bishop, said his client had five children of his own and four step-children.

"There is quite a degree of stress in ensuring the children go about their schooling," he said.

"He said he didn't go round there spoiling for an argument.

"It may be that he didn't give her chance to speak but did not get the immediate response he wanted."

Bishop claimed the head teacher refused to give him back the gold bracelet, and that he wanted to report her to police for theft.

Prosecutors said Ms Wood was going to hand back the bracelet after speaking to Bishop about his son wearing it.

District Judge Morris Cooper gave Bishop a community sentence for one year with supervision by the probation service and 100 hours of unpaid work.

He was also ordered to pay £50 in compensation to Ms Wood.
From Wayne Bishop, of Bilborough, threatened the head teacher at Portland Primary School
 
#12

I'd been almost sympathetic towards him up until this point. What the **** is it with ***** like this? What about his kids human rights, not exactly top priority with this prick for a role model. More to the point why do they insist on breeding like ******* rats. I've been here before but I earn a good above average wage and my Mrs would love to have more kids but we need to live within our means. Why do we let these irresponsible scum have huge litters at our expense only to set them up for a life of shite, often to follow the same sorry path as their fuckwit parents? It's demonstrated again by the fact his sister is looking after seven including five of hers, so where the **** is the mother of the other two? I'm obviously assuming she's not an incredibly successful business tycoon with a big house, caring child minder and loving Husband, which I'd be willing to bet is probably a fair assumption. It's easy to keep popping them out, or at least not give a shit when it ups your benefits every time. Castration on first offence would focus their activites somewhat.
 
#13
How does that old saying go?

If you cant do the time ....

im sure it was meant to be some kind of deterant adaginst crime with being jailed or something along the lines i'll have to check with the humans rights stuff. but then again that woman last week got off a attempted murder charge by claiming to be possesed by evil spirits because she belives in the ocult, if your a religious single parent criminal it seems soon you'll be able to have your victim sent down for not helping you rob them blind.
 
#14
Hardly a master criminal is he? The blokes a mong, you'll sting him more by giving him 200 hours community service, someone has to look after those kids and it will save the tax payer a few quid if we can avoid them going into temporary care.
I wish matey......I've put loads of pumpers like this in front of the Court and theyve been given "community" type punishments. Funny old think is I aint yet seen any of them doing anythings for the community. Has anyone?

Bang em up, its the only real thing these people fear, a decent custodial. This is why this ****** squirmed so much and found a good "out" for himself.
 
#15
HRA should be repealed and rewritten. It could be named the 'Good Citizen Act (incorparating the HRA)'.

Before the section on 'umin rites, innit' should be the following...

'These are the RESPONSIBILITIES of a GOOD CITIZEN. By conforming you ensure that NONE of your HUMAN RIGHTS are affected by the Courts.'

1. Do not thieve. Respect other's properties.

ad infinitum.

The lawyer who got him off, should be bound to ensure the said scum is now reformed. Should a crime be committed, then the lawyer should be banged up for the time too. That might focus the minds of some of these mercenary cnuts who hide behind 'high morals' and the 'umin rites' of those who ensure endless cheques from legal aid.
 
#17
Just a few more facts about "Super-dad". It failed to mention that the mother from whom he is separated only looked after her own kids for a couple of days a week for whatever reason. His current wife of three years lives in a different house (wonder why?) with her own brood, one of whom has speshul needs therefore she can't look after them. These people are just taking the piss!

Anyone believe for a moment that this is his first offence? How many other people do you hear of being jailed for a one off minor offence?

As to the option of community service - if he cannot do time in jail for his crime do we really think he will turn up to do hundreds of hours service. Not a chance in hell - in fact it would cost more to just chase him up, find child-care etc etc.

Never mind foster-care, these kids will never have a fighting chance until they are taken off these fecless parents and put into a structured and loving environment. There are thousands of people who want to adopt children - it may seem harsh to start with but people like this scrote should not be allowed near children.
 
#18
I'm more surprised that he was jailed to begin with. It seems the norm these days to let burglars leave court with a slapped wrist in favour of jailing an OAP for not having a television licence or similar. :-x
 
#19
It's easy to keep popping them out, or at least not give a shit when it ups your benefits every time. Castration on first offence would focus their activites somewhat.
More children = increased benefits = bigger plasma screens and more Ace lager.

Do try to keep up.:)

Don't worry PF I'm totally with you my point is, this and previous governments have rewarded the ***** for it and in many cases made it a lucrative career path for full time wasters. If I had my way if they're serial benefit scroungers once they'd had a maximum of two sprogs it would be off for an appointment with the ball doctor and his scissors.
 
#20
If I had my way if they're serial benefit scroungers once they'd had a maximum of two sprogs it would be off for an appointment with the ball doctor and his scissors.
You have to deal with the sows as well as the boars. Otherwise these semen-hungry breeding-engines would just prey on innocent, drunk squaddies, who would be as helpless as seal pups to fend off their advances.
 

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