Burglar, 18, spared jail so he can save job clubbing baby seals to death

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by vvaannmmaann, Jan 18, 2012.

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  1. PETA can fucking well fuck right off.
  2. I'm not sure that I'd really call this much of a plea in mitigation:

    "My client isn't just a common thief, he's a drug fiend as well."
  3. Fucking hell,have you seen the size of that sheep in the second picture?
  4. And Vegetarianism can lead to diseases such as homosexuality. So to sum up, we can live in a world of steely eyed killers or mincing benders.

    Oh and fuck PETA.
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  5. Maybe he's just a very short slaughterman.
  6. You may just have something there.:) 'Dwarf,seal clubbing druggy' then.:nod:
  7. We've all done worse.
  8. Alsacien

    Alsacien LE Moderator

    The Welsh travel agents association is reporting an unexplained surge in Norwegian holiday bookings.......
  9. BiscuitsAB

    BiscuitsAB LE Moderator

    lads needs this t-shirt

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  10. Don't say that or Jim will set his crack team of Nebraskan lawyers onto you.
  11. Would that be Jim "come home to a real fire" Shortt
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  12. PeTA are a bunch of mentalists.
  13. He sounds ace, I like him. His job sounds even better.
  14. Personally I love Peta

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