Discussion in 'Blue Jokes' started by phil245, Jul 8, 2013.

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  1. phil245

    phil245 LE Book Reviewer

    As yesterday was so hot, I decided to grill burgers in the nude. Never again, I got hot oil splashed all over my dick and I got sacked from McDonald's.
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  2. Why is this in the Jokes section?

    Oh, I hope your dick heals soon. xx
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  4. I was so hot I went crazy and shoved my dick into the bacon slicer. She complained to the manager and I got the sack.
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  5. That reminds me, I got circumcised last week.

    Anyone want to buy a sleeping bag?
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  6. phil245

    phil245 LE Book Reviewer

    I was circumcised as a baby, talk about painful, I couldn't walk for over a year.
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  7. JP47 got circumcised rumours are that the useful bit got thrown away by mistake...
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  8. You're selling your missus???
  9. How big is your bank balance? Or we could do a straight swap, mine couldn't carry a crate of beer and that's a very handy attribute!
  10. Last time I was in Australia we were strolling along a river bank when we came across a huge Croc laying on the bank with its jaws agape and a little black head poking out ! My mate said "look at that flash bastard, he's only got a Le Croc sleeping bag".
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  11. My wife's just off to the West Indies.....


    No she's got no nose.