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Burgers.

phil245

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#1
As yesterday was so hot, I decided to grill burgers in the nude. Never again, I got hot oil splashed all over my dick and I got sacked from McDonald's.
 
#4
As yesterday was so hot, I decided to grill burgers in the nude. Never again, I got hot oil splashed all over my dick and I got sacked from McDonald's.
I was so hot I went crazy and shoved my dick into the bacon slicer. She complained to the manager and I got the sack.
 
#10
That reminds me, I got circumcised last week.

Anyone want to buy a sleeping bag?
Last time I was in Australia we were strolling along a river bank when we came across a huge Croc laying on the bank with its jaws agape and a little black head poking out ! My mate said "look at that flash bastard, he's only got a Le Croc sleeping bag".
 

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