Bunny huggers,dont read this!

#4
Ulster_Rifleman said:
Rabbits don't have a lot of fat on them so can't be an efficient fuel.

Swans however, that's another matter...
Not enough of em, now chavs on the other hand..
 
#5
What a business opportunity this is!

Which enterprising person is going to establish such a site in the UK and then go on to harvest all the scrotes from the cities' streets to feed it. Rabbits may not produce many BTUs (or whatever they’re called), but just imagine the boost you’d get from some of the phat phucks polluting UK towns!

All that’s needed is a more realistic approach and the job’s jobbed. Plus, the folks in the UK can enjoy cheaper leccy and heating. What more could you want?

MsG
 
#6
Bugsy said:
What a business opportunity this is!

Which enterprising person is going to establish such a site in the UK and then go on to harvest all the scrotes from the cities' streets to feed it. Rabbits may not produce many BTUs (or whatever they’re called), but just imagine the boost you’d get from some of the phat phucks polluting UK towns!

All that’s needed is a more realistic approach and the job’s jobbed. Plus, the folks in the UK can enjoy cheaper leccy and heating. What more could you want?

MsG
We could set up fatty farms, hold them in pens and feed them muck till they grow big, then suck it all out and burn it, rinse and repeat.
 
#7
I don't hug my rabbit as such, does warm me up tho...
 
#8
this line made I larf....

"Animal rights activists have claimed that domestic pets are also being rounded up and incinerated."

What difference does THAT make? Do domestic pets burn at a lesser temperature?
 
#9
futurebootie said:
Ulster_Rifleman said:
Rabbits don't have a lot of fat on them so can't be an efficient fuel.

Swans however, that's another matter...
Not enough of em, now chavs on the other hand..


Good thinking, sort of THREE STRIKES and you're burned. :idea: We could also have a weekly prisoner cull, with charity raffle winners getting to pick who's for the National Furnace. :D
 
#10
Monty417 said:
futurebootie said:
Ulster_Rifleman said:
Rabbits don't have a lot of fat on them so can't be an efficient fuel.

Swans however, that's another matter...
Not enough of em, now chavs on the other hand..


Good thinking, sort of THREE STRIKES and you're burned. :idea: We could also have a weekly prisoner cull, with charity raffle winners getting to pick who's for the National Furnace. :D
Or a sort of pay per view death race over a 1/4 mile course, assorted fire traps and what not, steam could be produced by burning of said chav and other assorted pitfalls could enhance viewing by say, taking off body parts.
 
#11
futurebootie said:
We could set up fatty farms, hold them in pens and feed them muck till they grow big, then suck it all out and burn it, rinse and repeat.
We've already got them - we call them 'cities'. We just need to follow through on the culling and burning.
 
#12
Make Chav Culling an Olympic Event, but only using Baby Seal type clubs to achieve a severe Disablement or Death. 8) 8)
 
#13
Bugsy said:
What a business opportunity this is!

Which enterprising person is going to establish such a site in the UK and then go on to harvest all the scrotes from the cities' streets to feed it. Rabbits may not produce many BTUs (or whatever they’re called), but just imagine the boost you’d get from some of the phat phucks polluting UK towns!

All that’s needed is a more realistic approach and the job’s jobbed. Plus, the folks in the UK can enjoy cheaper leccy and heating. What more could you want?

MsG
BTU's = Bunny Thermal Unts?
 
#14
Seems to me to be a waste of good meat, that could be used to feed the scroungers instead of paying them benefits.

here you are Mrs Chav that £30 benefit and 5 rabbits for dinner.
 
#15
Manley said:
Make Chav Culling an Olympic Event, but only using Baby Seal type clubs to achieve a severe Disablement or Death. 8) 8)

The chav marathon could be a similar spectacle to the London one. Every mile shoot the last ten runners. The course could be lined with victims of their anti-socialness, each armed with catapults and ball bearings with a prize for the most grevious injury inflicted. Chavettes would be forced to push their buggys ( a five mintute handicap for each child) whilst running for their lves in their white stillettos and puffing Marlboro Lights The race could be run at night with pikey's burning caravans and 4x4's illuminating the course. The first fifty have their lives spared - until the next one. The rest go in with the rabbits.
 
#17
re-stilly said:
Seems to me to be a waste of good meat, that could be used to feed the scroungers instead of paying them benefits.

here you are Mrs Chav that £30 benefit and 5 rabbits for dinner.
True if it was Doncaster but this is Sweden.

No, still more fun to incinerate our own chavs, fuck feeding the twats. However, I would pay good money to see bunches them fighting to the death. Cattle prod the fuckers who refuse and last man standing gets a burnt rabbit for supper.
 
#18
scuba_frog said:
Manley said:
Make Chav Culling an Olympic Event, but only using Baby Seal type clubs to achieve a severe Disablement or Death. 8) 8)

The chav marathon could be a similar spectacle to the London one. Every mile shoot the last ten runners. The course could be lined with victims of their anti-socialness, each armed with catapults and ball bearings with a prize for the most grevious injury inflicted. Chavettes would be forced to push their buggys ( a five mintute handicap for each child) whilst running for their lves in their white stillettos and puffing Marlboro Lights The race could be run at night with pikey's burning caravans and 4x4's illuminating the course. The first fifty have their lives spared - until the next one. The rest go in with the rabbits.
will they have to wear a skin tight suit like in the running man
 
#19
That's the spirit - incinerate a chav. Guy Fawkes night's nearly upon us and instead of a penny for the guy, why not a match for the chav. On 31 Oct, push them around houses and get as many matches as you can to set fire to the little scrotes then on 5 Nov, stick them all on a big fukk-off fire and light. That would be fun.

It would even help the pensioners as the nearly deceased could be given out as burning embers to heat the old people's houses.

There's not that much meat on a rabbit but have you seen the size of some of these female chavs? 'Kin huge they are.
 
#20
ta_wannabe_sig said:
scuba_frog said:
Manley said:
Make Chav Culling an Olympic Event, but only using Baby Seal type clubs to achieve a severe Disablement or Death. 8) 8)

The chav marathon could be a similar spectacle to the London one. Every mile shoot the last ten runners. The course could be lined with victims of their anti-socialness, each armed with catapults and ball bearings with a prize for the most grevious injury inflicted. Chavettes would be forced to push their buggys ( a five mintute handicap for each child) whilst running for their lves in their white stillettos and puffing Marlboro Lights The race could be run at night with pikey's burning caravans and 4x4's illuminating the course. The first fifty have their lives spared - until the next one. The rest go in with the rabbits.
will they have to wear a skin tight suit like in the running man
That has made me feel quite ill, especially those 18 year old single blubber mums in lycra.
 
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