Bunnies return to London!

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by bigbird67, May 25, 2011.

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  1. So are the feminists right?

    The new Playboy Casino Mayfair is due to open its doors on June 4th, amid much hoo har from the usual hairy-armpit, sandal-wearing, fluffy-toed feminists. Are they right? Does the iconic bunny costume 'degrade' women, or is it a bit of oldfashioned glamour being injected back in to London's nightlife?
  2. Dunno, I was abusing some of these down trodden women with twenty quid notes in a strip club at the weekend, so I'm probably not the best person to ask.
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  3. I think feminists have much more important issues to worry about than a few women making money out of some daft men :)
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  4. Have you got your application form in yet?
  5. They begged but I said I was too busy! And there were some H&S issues centred around me getting a sheep stapled to my arse for a tail apprently!
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  6. All women are dirty fucking scutters. They love the cock, and can't get enough of it. It's true! My own research has concluded this.

    The only reason birds become lezzers is because they're fucking munters that can't get laid by blokes. Hence the strap-ons.

    The sooner the rest of the female population realise that, the better. It will cure "surprise sex." Which in turn will save a lot of wasted Police/solicitor resources, and the tax payers money that is spent on the court cases that ensue.

    Women! Embrace the inner-slut and put out. You'll thank me in the long run.
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  7. napier

    napier LE Moderator Reviewer

    And all these years I've been trying to be a sensitive modern man with respect for womens' needs. All those dinner dates, gifts of chocolate and flowers, whispered endearments and understanding that a woman can, even during the act of lovemaking, say no - from now on it'll be forced anal and a donkey punch then.
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  8. Although maybe not at exactly the same time...unless you ENJOY haveing sweetcorn powerhosed up you japs??
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  9. Correct. Hygiene being one of them.
  10. Absolutley bang on the nose!!!!!! Take the rest of the day off
  11. He probably already has.
  12. F*ck me anyone know how get coffee out of my laptop spat it all over the keyboard when i saw this, thanks Smudge

  13. HHH

    HHH LE

    Bunny outfits are quite respectable compared to some uniforms in restaurants, shops etc.You only have to look at Ambercombie & Fitch, not only are the uniforms scanty you have to pass a "Good Looks" test to get a job in it, and plenty more retailers do the same (Thank Goodness)
  14. I've never been a fan of the ''Bunny'' thing. It's a bit 80s housewife and Anne Summers.

    Now, dress them up as a Badger and watch my tracer.
  15. What if they were dressed in sandbags?