Bunker for Sale.

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by fltpilot, Sep 7, 2013.

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  1. She has big tits
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  2. Only reason I clicked on the link :)

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  3. You won't be bidding on the no doubt damp, festering hole then?
    No not her's, the 'bungalow'
  4. Liz looks as if her genital admin is shocking. More akin to a 30mm exit wound on a minke whale than a vagina.
  5. Why does the hot tub have a fountain in it?

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  6. To cleanse your anus in the event that you inadvertently free a brownmole whilst bathing.
  7. I would if I had the funds even though she ruined it, but sadly I don't.
  8. 'Itching to give it a go'? Scratching her ringworm chancres more like.
  9. You lot are all poofters. I'm imagining her in her bunker on a lonely night with her German Shepard and two Bassett hounds and a jar of peanut butter.

    All hail Emperor Mong.
  10. me too lol :)
  11. So basically the whole house is a cellar. Imagine the fun you could have with that, a whole house as a dungeon.
  12. but how would you dig/hide the extra cellar for the sex slave family?
  13. She's got a bit of a 90's Mick Hucknall look about her, but I could probably bring myself to ease my erect liebewurst into her undoubtedly hirsute and giblety vagina
  14. I read the title as "Spunker for Sale." Must be late night I had, pardon me.