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Bungling Legion Troops Shell Marseille

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Apologies if already done, but can't find anything either in the forum or with the search button. ( Done strictly for PTP :D )

The French army were branded 'imbeciles' after a shelling exercise set fire to a suburb of Marseille.
The government spoke of its fury as hundreds of residents were evacuated from one of the worst wildfires in recent years.
The Foreign Legion conducted the artillery practice depsite scorching summer temperatures - meaning virtually every shell that landed on a hillside started a fire.

Giant Fcuk Up
 
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Truly shocking in a statement from Paris this has led to loss of property, great distress and most worryingly 3 Regiments, 2 Frigates and 4 Squadrons of Mirage jets immediately surrendered to a small German boy visiting Euro Disney in Paris.
 
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Meanwhile on the Franco-Belgium border, a wallace Arnold coach party from Ipswich heard the news, set fire to the coach, disposed of all their luggage in a ditch and were last seen queueing on a beach near a small fishing village called Dunkirk...
 
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cbgramc said:
Truly shocking in a statement from Paris this has led to loss of property, great distress and most worryingly 3 Regiments, 2 Frigates and 4 Squadrons of Mirage jets immediately surrendered to a small German boy visiting Euro Disney in Paris.
cheese eating surrender monkeys - since 1815.
 
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cbgramc said:
Truly shocking in a statement from Paris this has led to loss of property, great distress and most worryingly 3 Regiments, 2 Frigates and 4 Squadrons of Mirage jets immediately surrendered to a small German boy visiting Euro Disney in Paris.
Just pi$$ed myself a little bit, nice to see the old ones can still make you laugh. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
 
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cbgramc said:
Truly shocking in a statement from Paris this has led to loss of property, great distress and most worryingly 3 Regiments, 2 Frigates and 4 Squadrons of Mirage jets immediately surrendered to a small German boy visiting Euro Disney in Paris.
:lol: :lol: :lol:
 

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