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spike7451 RIP

It could only happen in San Fransisco...

http://masturbate-a-thon.com/home.php

2008 MASTURBATE-A-THON UPDATE

We can't believe it's been nearly a year since our last fabulous Masturbate-a-Thon at the Center for Sex & Culture -- we are rapidly getting ready for another one! But first, we need to announce the record-holders from the May 22, 2008 event. Drum roll please!

The winner of "Longest Time Spent Masturbating/Male" (and also the World Record Holder in this category!) is Mr. Masanobu Sato -- representing the Tenga company, and visiting from Tokyo, Japan! (We believe Mr. Sato will be back on May 2, 2009 to defend his record. Mr. Sato masturbated for 9 hours and 33 minutes.

The winner of "Longest Time Spent Masturbating/Female" is Ms. Kitty Kat! And she wore her cute little kitty ears the entire time! Ms. Kat masturbated for 7 hours and 6 minutes.

The winner of "Most Orgasms/Male" is Michael Hariprem -- at 31 climaxes! This is a world record!

The winner of "Most Orgasms/Female" is our voluptuous Featured Masturbator, Lady Monster, who came 20 times!

The winner of "Longest Distance Come to Come" is Morihiro Taneichi from Tokyo -- within the US, it's Ted from Hackettstown, New Jersey!

The winner of "Most Money Raised" is our very own Carol Queen; runner-up is our hunky Featured Masturbator, Robert Black! Carol was not even going to participate, except as host, until she received an email from a secret admirer who promised to sponsor her; she is finishing up a first-person write-up to thank him and will post it here, too, when she's got it written.

We are still seeking Featured Masturbators this year (who can be pledged ahead of time and followed on the webcast), and we will have Voyeur Seating available as well as Private Public Space (where people can masturbate who do not wish to be seen on the webcast). We hope to see you -- or be seen by you! -- on May 2nd, this year's Live San Francisco Masturbate-a-Thon!
Why Masturbate? Why Masturbate-a-thon?

Despite great strides in sex-positive education, masturbation for many remains a taboo subject.

We believe:

* Masturbation is the safest sex.
* More masturbation means more sexual self-awareness.
* Masturbation with a partner can be educational and hot.
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spike7451, Apr 21, 2009

#1
tiger stacker

Spike you need to get out more

tiger stacker, Apr 21, 2009

#2
jus_trollin

holy fukin shit

jus_trollin, Apr 21, 2009

#3
smartascarrots

Mr. Sato masturbated for 9 hours and 33 minutes.
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By Christ, and I thought they did long radio stags in HQ 1Mech.

smartascarrots, Apr 21, 2009

#4
EX_STAB

2008 MASTURBATE-A-THON UPDATE

The winner of "Longest Time Spent Masturbating/Male" (and also the World Record Holder in this category!) is Mr. Masanobu Sato -- representing the Tenga company, and visiting from Tokyo, Japan!
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Do you think they have his trophy on display at corporate Headquarters

Oh dear, they probably do....
http://www.tenga.co.jp/e/company.html

EX_STAB, Apr 21, 2009

#5
smartascarrots

EX_STAB said:

2008 MASTURBATE-A-THON UPDATE

The winner of "Longest Time Spent Masturbating/Male" (and also the World Record Holder in this category!) is Mr. Masanobu Sato -- representing the Tenga company, and visiting from Tokyo, Japan!
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Do you think they have his trophy on display at corporate Headquarters

Oh dear, they probably do....
http://www.tenga.co.jp/e/company.html

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What a place to work. Nip off to knock out a sly one and say you're doing R&D or claim it back as a training expense!

smartascarrots, Apr 21, 2009

#6
Fallschirmjager

What a bunch of wankers!

Fallschirmjager, Apr 21, 2009

#7
PrinceAlbert

How do they prove the female orgasms???

PrinceAlbert, Apr 21, 2009

#8
LISpace

PrinceAlbert said:

How do they prove the female orgasms???
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I hate to be the one to break this to you, but if you think proof is needed, it means you've never seen a real one...

LISpace, Apr 21, 2009

#9
EX_STAB

LISpace said:

PrinceAlbert said:

How do they prove the female orgasms???
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I hate to be the one to break this to you, but if you think proof is needed, it means you've never seen a real one...
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EX_STAB, Apr 21, 2009

#10
Conrad_Cock

PrinceAlbert said:

How do they prove the female orgasms???
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They have orgasms, they'll want the vote and to drive next

Conrad_Cock, Apr 21, 2009

#11
PrinceAlbert

LISpace said:

PrinceAlbert said:

How do they prove the female orgasms???
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I hate to be the one to break this to you, but if you think proof is needed, it means you've never seen a real one...
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You're probably right.....and I couldn't care less. I shoot my muck....therefore I'm great! If she can't be bothered to keep up it's her problem.

PrinceAlbert, Apr 21, 2009

#12
Dashing_Chap

Amateurs.

Dashing_Chap, Apr 21, 2009

#13
gawanga

Dashing_Chap said:

Amateurs.
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Welcome back.

gawanga, Apr 21, 2009

#14
PrinceAlbert

Dashing_Chap said:

Amateurs.
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Fair play, you are a w@nker.

PrinceAlbert, Apr 21, 2009

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