Bumper Arrse Politically Incorrect Crossword

#1
I'll start us off...

1.Across Plump gay; it's a six footer? (Answer: FATHOM)
 
#2
3 Across:

Fish-smelling lightly armoured, female vehicle. (Answer: Snatch)
 

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#3
3 Down: Has difficulty opening multicoloured sweets packaging. (Answer: Tube)
 
#4
The tramp's sauce causing loose stools (Bum gravy)

Chase up the action whilst farting recklessly (Follow through)

Hugs the frequent poster (Cuddles)

Swaps games with leader of men for a foul secretion (Smegma)

Put your hands together for a dodgy condition (Clap)

Poor publication? Quite the opposite (W@nk mag)
 
#5
Chef making pancakes in the traditional manner (Tosser)

They are itching to walk sideways (Crabs)
 
#7
Officer cutting down the wrong tree (Chopper)
 
#8
(4,4) A misspelled french connection holds water (Butt fuck)
 
#9
7 across:

South Amercian bandit with greasy anus and fast hip flexors.

A: Mexican Bumw@nking


198291827 Down:

Walting cunt

A: Caubeen or Pte Golding
 
#10
arby said:
Twenty two Down (4,4) Fun for all; but one left sad - ANSWER: Gang Rape
22D in polite society (7,3): Suprise Sex
 
#11
24 Across (4, 6):
Drink an acceptable form of Saturday-night female chastisement. (Answer - Wife Beater)
 
#16
PM flies up a dark alley = brown wings

useless with a caber = tosser

effeminate Mexican with droopy moustache logs on to Army website = arse bandit

Army cook comes after first place = sloppy seconds
 
#17
76 Across : Clue: Oor Wullie becomes a lady's privates - Ans: Broon is a Cnut
 
#19
7 down: yeast based spread road - Ans: Marmite Motorway
 

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