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Kirkz

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#5
Depends if you live alone or not!
Mind you if you don't and you keep quiet you might end up doing :)
Following through is the sport of Kings you know :wink:
 
#13
Shagged a bird in Chatham when I was fucking hammered I only went and swamped the fucking bed!
Woke up late for work as well so passed the buck and thinned out.
Thought it was funny until one of the blokes said "oh you shagged the riddler" bollocks!
Oh and to cover my lateness I just waited until naafi sneaked in put my covvies on and acted like I'd been there all morning so Mr Tipler just carried on as normal.
 
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goatrutar

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#15
After a bad vindaloo I arced up and shat the bed. Must've dozed off staright after as the first I knew about it was Mrs. Rutar belting shit out of me yelling "You dirty bastard, I just rolled over into that!"
 
#19
I live in the jewel of the North that is Redcar, and I tend to use old chip papers as bed sheets.


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#20
After a bad vindaloo I arced up and shat the bed. Must've dozed off staright after as the first I knew about it was Mrs. Rutar belting shit out of me yelling "You dirty bastard, I just rolled over into that!"
Hi goatie, great to see another pooh story. We need our own group...



One hot summer, I was watching TV in the nude. I was recovering from a mental hangover caused by cheap red wine and red hot chilli. I farted and sprayed shit all over the sofa.

Luckily it was not my sofa.
 

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