bum grapes

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by louis, Jul 31, 2008.

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  1. louis

    louis Old-Salt

    how do you know if you've got them?
  2. Get a mirror!
  3. swampmonster

    swampmonster Guest

    Loads of pain and you back end is hanging closer to the ground :)
  4. YesItsMe

    YesItsMe LE Good Egg (charities)

    try to do without vegetable-bum-sex for a week ... if you feel better then you know for sure ... :p
  5. VMechA

    VMechA War Hero

    It feels like a wire spider is dancing the tango in your balloon knot....
  6. Detmold_Drunk

    Detmold_Drunk War Hero

    :oops: go to your Doctor,or M.O
  7. And itching like crazy?
  8. Are you pregnant?
  9. VMechA

    VMechA War Hero

    Yep... 8O
  10. The above set of quotes actually arouses me.
  11. Bleeding ITCHY?
  12. Apply a light coating of Ralgex on affected area.....if you find it starting to smart a bit it's a good indicator that you have them.
    oh and make sure you have access to a bucket of water
  13. BootsDMS

    BootsDMS Clanker

    Wear white pants and make a note of the skid marks!

    Increase in skid marks or blood means you got em!
  14. VMechA

    VMechA War Hero

    Fucking right they are....
  15. Unlucky!

    The treatments to remove them, according to the book, is CUT them OUT, more blood!