Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by louis, Jul 31, 2008.
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how do you know if you've got them?
Get a mirror!
Loads of pain and you back end is hanging closer to the ground
try to do without vegetable-bum-sex for a week ... if you feel better then you know for sure ...
It feels like a wire spider is dancing the tango in your balloon knot....
go to your Doctor,or M.O
And itching like crazy?
Are you pregnant?
The above set of quotes actually arouses me.
Apply a light coating of Ralgex on affected area.....if you find it starting to smart a bit it's a good indicator that you have them.
oh and make sure you have access to a bucket of water
Wear white pants and make a note of the skid marks!
Increase in skid marks or blood means you got em!
Fucking right they are....
The treatments to remove them, according to the book, is CUT them OUT, more blood!
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