Bum cheque.

#1
Jarrod went to pay a bill by cheque the other day. He pulled a rectal thermometer out of his top pocket and tried to write, looked at it in annoyance and said "Fucking great! some arsehole's got my Parker."
 
#5
Fuck! so the one I just had from Inland Revenue goes in the bin then.
Correct. Didn't you listen to Vince Cable and our Deputy PM, whose name genuinely escapes me at the moment, at the LibDem err, Con conference last week.

We should all be paying more tax than we have to because doing anything else is unpatriotic tax avoidance (note: not tax evasion - that would be illegal).

Didn't you hear how the evil middle classes employ accountants to escape their patriotic duty to overpay the Revenue. Set fire to your cheque Monty. You know it's the right thing to do. After all, the taxpayer funded, chauffeur driven Jaguars that are provided free of tax to ferry Vince and Whatsisname from their taxpayer funded but free of tax second homes to the Whitehall offices that they never dreamed of occupying are thirsty beasts.

They wont keep petrol in the tank and a decent single malt in the mini bar if greedy b@stards like you run about cashing cheques with impunity and thereby depriving schools and hospitals of vital funds.
 
#8
Nick Clegg



So someone actually did get a cheque from the IR - thought it was a myth - frame it for posterity.
Too late, I've burnt it, as urged to do by my mentor Ancient_Mariner. I feel all noble now.
 
#11
My duofold is in my desk drawer at work, or I hope it is.
As long as it isn't currently at exactly 37.5 degrees celsius I suppose that's ok.
 

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