Bullshit detectors at the ready - Iranian embassy siege.

Discussion in 'The ARRSE Hole' started by mrtwisty, Mar 7, 2011.

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  1. I know this is a long-shot, but I'll have a go...

    A psychology lecturer in a University in North-West England. Jumps into very cold lakes that are half way up mountains. Once appeared (breifly) on a Ray Mears programme, but doesn't own a television.

    Was he in the SAS? Was he a participant in the Iranian embassy siege?

    P.S. I believe he was, others don't. Oh and if he reads this - how are you doc?
     
  2. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    I fear you are mistaken. A long shot is where you bump into Billie Piper on the way to the khazi in the Sir Richard Steeles and say "Billie! Loved you in that Doctor Who thing. Any chance of a shag?"

    Whereas what you have posted is bollocks.
     
  3. Double bollocks if you include the other thread he started on the same subject.
     
  4. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    Can we keep it? Please can we? I'll feed it and muck it out and everything.
     
  5. Yes, he was in the SAS.

    Right, back to counting the peanuts in my bowl.
     
  6. There's one easy way to tell

    Does he have black nasty across his eyes?
     
  7. Only if you keep it in the Hole and don't let it indoors!
     
  8. chimera

    chimera LE Moderator

    He must be a walt - I don't remember him on the balcony with me.....
     

  9. fixed FOC, cause I'm nice like that
     
  10. To be fair you were quite a way back, behind me in fact and I was in the low thirties! Well 36th man...
     
  11. I thought that the "Big secret" was that the first 36 were in fact women seconded from Mummmmmmmar Ghadaffi's bodyguards as "Them" were not available as they had a rush paint job on something to do with a boathouse being the wrong colour, which makes you Cuddles the first man on the balcony.
     
  12. Doctor K*v H*ghes? Know him well.
     
  13. no it doesnt it makes him the last woman on the balcony who ever was behind cuddels will have been the first man (not me i was 2 years old :) )
     
  14. I must say everyone seems keen on belonging to this National Airline, is the pay good or something?

    Besides it's usually last man in the bar not second man on the balcony.
     
  15. FFS don't start that shit again please I beg of you, I can't stand it

    lots of love Kev XXX