Bukshee MoD memory stick

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  1. I have a bukshee memory stick.....all stamped up MoD etc.

    What fake secret plans should I put on it before I leave it on the train, or pub cark park?
  2. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    Put pictures of you back scuttling Sluggy.
  3. Can't they be found all over the tinternet?
  4. Torture and Rendition locations in the UK (All of them in the Cabinets constituencies)
    A list of MP's under investigation for Child Porn activities
    The real colour of the boatshed
    49 Para Mortar consumption
    Andy McNabs real name G**d*n B*o*n
  5. Plans for the funeral of the current Prime minister
  6. Why leave it on a train when you can flog it to the Sun.
  7. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    I think thats read a bit better!
  8. Documents claiming that binladen is a brummy traveling person born in ipswitch who grew mushrooms in his garden shed for a living.
  9. BrunoNoMedals

    BrunoNoMedals LE Reviewer

    Do a two-page spiel on how shoite the tabloids are, with some semi-fictitious "report" on the views of Joe Squaddie regarding coverage of "our boys". Mention how detrimental Piers Morgan and his like are to the morale of the troops and the national security situation, with a "recommendation" that action is taken to remove such offenders (hinting at something terminal). Balance it out with the mention of boobs and the fact that tabloids are printed on nice, soft paper which comes in useful in the absence of Andrex. Basically, just big up a load of generic ARRSE views on the subject into something that looks both official, important and controversial.

    When you're done, give it some really basic encryption - something they can break, but that makes them feel like they've achieved something - and crack on. When it gets to Sun HQ they'll sh*t bricks and do a nice article on how Hutton is planning to assassinate Rupert Murdoch. That, or they'll start using softer paper and printing more pictures of chebs to try and appease everyone.
  10. Why leave it on a train when you can flog it to the Sun.
  11. Name and shame MPs who dont wear H4H wristbands and how they hate the brit military. We can start trials to winkle out the pinkos and lefties....

    Think its been done in another country a couple of years ago....
  12. I'm having nothing to do with it getting to the press!!

    But if some civvy were to pick up a stick they found, after I'd formatted it several times, then dumped on said files, and wiped clean of prints.....that's a different story altogether!
  13. Get in the back of a Bedford and take a picture of yourself pissing on a bloke wearing an Afghan flag T shirt......................

    Now here's the great part, pretend it's an Afghan prisoner and you are abusing him. :wink:
  14. The plans for Cyclops' funeral,by far the best ideas.
  15. Detailed plans on overthrowing the government. And mdn with Mandleson in a backalley.