bukkake

Discussion in 'Sick Jokes' started by phil245, Apr 9, 2013.

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  1. phil245

    phil245 LE Book Reviewer

    I confronted my daughter after she strolled in at 3am this morning.

    "You've been to a bukkake party, haven't you!" I said.

    "No, I haven't dad, I promise!" she replied contritely.

    "Oh come on," I said, "It's all over your face."
     
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  2. I've given you a like, 'cos I've got a daughter and I dread the fucking day........she meets someone like me.

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    PS. No you can't, bunch of paedo's.
     
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  3. You know the rules................ where's the pics ffs
     
  4. I threw a bukkake party last night and it was a fucking disaster.

    Nobody came.

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    My boyfriend threw me a surprise bukkake party last night.

    You should have seen my face.
     

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  5. I knew a bird who loved bukkake, she was a spunky lass.
     
  6. I was invited to a bukkake party once.
    I didnt attend.

    I cant stand Japanese food
     
  7. I was invited to a bukkake party once.........but the hosts were fucking right wankers!
     
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  8. Bukkake parties??

    I don't know whats cum over you lot.
     
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  9. Are girls who like bukkake 'Jizzabelles'?
     
  10. I went to a tupperware party thinking it was a bukkake party..... not invited again but at least I got a nice box to take it home with me.
     
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  11. I went to a fancy dress bukkake party, invite said come as you are!
     
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  12. My wife's friends are upset she loves bukkake, but she just takes it on the chin.
     
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  13. There's a bloke making a bukkake movie with premature ejaculators.

    He reckons it's coming together quickly.
     
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  14. The girl we had lined up for the bukkake party turned up an hour late.

    Boy did she cop an ear full!
     
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