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Building workers

A construction worker on the 3rd floor of a building needs a handsaw and he sees another guy down on the 1st floor. He yells to him but he can't hear, so he does sign language. He points at his eye meaning "I", points at his knee meaning "need," and moves his hand back and forth in a handsaw motion.

The man on the 1st floor nods his head, pulls down his pants and starts wanking.

The man on the 3rd floor gets so angry he runs down, grabs the guy and says, "What the hell is wrong with you? I said I need a handsaw!"

The other guy says, "I know, I was about to tell you I'm coming."

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