Discussion in 'Blue Jokes' started by phil245, Feb 1, 2011.

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  1. phil245

    phil245 LE Book Reviewer

    Barry the builder walks up to a girl in a club and say to her " I've got an eight inch dick and I can shag all night" After a couple of drinks, she takes him home with her. The next morning she says to him "You told me that you had an eight inch dick and that you could shag all night. You've got a five inch dick and you lasted only 3 minutes" Barry looks up at her and says " I'm a builder love, that was just an estimate"
  2. Command_doh

    Command_doh LE Book Reviewer

    Stop posting shit, you spammer!

    How is the weather in Lagos today anyway?