We've had a lot of talk around the site lately about Trolls and Walts and RT's description earlier about his efforts to Walt it as a Civvy. Got me wondering... if you were aiming to build the Perfect Troll, one that would alienate / generally pissoff the maximum number of users on a website, what characteristics would you design in? Because all sites have different "standards" say, for example, you were aiming to build a common Object of Hatred for all users of Arrse? I'll start the list with the following....... Using PMs to try to break persec & gather personal info about other users Refusing to answer similar questions about itself, thereby ruling out the possibility that it's simply over-friendly Starting REALLY bone posts, then letting others rip em apart without defending, and just starting another Usin grama speling and wich is like really crap except in PMs when it suddenly gets fairly literate Any more pet hates out there?