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Runner Matthew Boling nicknamed 'White Lightning' sets unofficial 100-metre record | Metro News

They call him White Lightning for a reason. Matthew Boling, 18, has just run the fastest 100-metre dash time of any American under the age of 20 – 0.4 seconds slower than Usain Bolt. Boling, a student at Strake Jesuit College Prep, ran the distance in 9.98 seconds, comfortably pulling away from his rivals on Saturday. Despite it being his personal best, there was a 4.2mph tailwind so it will not count.


It's not recorded whether he can also box, do gymnastics or run up a set of ladders with a hod full of bricks, but I bet he is a dab hand at restoring pictures.
 
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And a non-qualified but superb electronic engineer and surveillance specialist.
 
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Does he speak German?
 

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"They call him White Lightning for a reason. "
Yes, I'm sure they do.
 

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Fuck off! Herr Flammenkecks hasn't got a good shag in him. You only have to look at those noodle arms. Anyway, living in the irradiated stadt of BadeggsFahrt will probably have rendered his micro-penis to the size of a corn husk and his sperm would be fried, thereby enabling Herr Lyingschitt to kill his family before they are born.
 
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**** off! Herr Flammenkecks hasn't got a good shag in him. You only have to look at those noodle arms. Anyway, living in the irradiated stadt of BadeggsFahrt will probably have rendered his micro-penis to the size of a corn husk and his sperm would be fried, thereby enabling Herr Lyingschitt to kill his family before they are born.
Sheer fucking poetry.
 
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Does he speak German?
If he does it is a very closely guarded secret. A secret he'll probably take to his grave... twice.

Edited to add:
He seems have gone all low profile lately... has he been awarded yet another long but well earned respite from Arrse or is he just busy with door to door local election campaigning on the door on behalf of the Socialist Rapey Party?
 
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**** off! Herr Flammenkecks hasn't got a good shag in him. You only have to look at those noodle arms. Anyway, living in the irradiated stadt of BadeggsFahrt will probably have rendered his micro-penis to the size of a corn husk and his sperm would be fried, thereby enabling Herr Lyingschitt to kill his family before they are born.
Fine, he might not have a good shag in him, but since he's a member of the SWP, I'm certain he has a few good struggle snuggles in him.
 
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Runner Matthew Boling nicknamed 'White Lightning' sets unofficial 100-metre record | Metro News

They call him White Lightning for a reason. Matthew Boling, 18, has just run the fastest 100-metre dash time of any American under the age of 20 – 0.4 seconds slower than Usain Bolt. Boling, a student at Strake Jesuit College Prep, ran the distance in 9.98 seconds, comfortably pulling away from his rivals on Saturday. Despite it being his personal best, there was a 4.2mph tailwind so it will not count.

It's not recorded whether he can also box, do gymnastics or run up a set of ladders with a hod full of bricks, but I bet he is a dab hand at restoring pictures.


Probably his inherited love/use of certain illegal substances helped more than a little !
 

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Fine, he might not have a good shag in him, but since he's a member of the SWP, I'm certain he has a few good struggle snuggles in him.
Probably all that raping they do at their meetings
 

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