Buggrit then - fifty billion !

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#1
Due to the sudden need for a bit more dosh for Holidays4Heroes, I've brought forward this auction.

Following on from Make Yourself a Millionaire and a similar Billionaire one, up for auction this time is a nice, crisp Fifty Billion Dollar note.
Yep, $50,000,000,000.00 Dollars !



It should be noted* that we're using the Septic billion, ie a thousand million as oppsed to a British billion, a million million, mainly because the Bank of England crawled to the Spams back in the seventies.

So, who wants to get some Brownie points by pitching with a present ?
You can use it in a bartering game for outrageous sexual pleasures with the love of your life, or even give it to the wife.

Get cracking boys & girls, it's for the best cause we have so dig deep !

BrunoNoMedals, sorry it's early but you'd better get bidding.



* = see what I did there ? I'm a funny cunt I am. 8)
 

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#2
Eh ?

Seventy of youse buggers have looked at this and not bid yet ? 8O

Let's start the ball rolling then.
£20.00
 
#3
Pah 20 quid - 30, and I haven't even had a drink yet :D
 

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Ord_Sgt said:
Pah 20 quid - 30, and I haven't even had a drink yet :D
Cheers Ord_Sgt, appreciated.

Just for that here's the pic:

 
#5
I've just checked and this is worth a fortune :D



I'm rich, I'm rich I tells ya. :D
 
#6
Note* that it's a special Agro-cheque.

I think it enables you to buy 2 sq ft of ruined farmland, provided you are ...
1. Black.
2. A member of ZANU-PF.
3. Certifiably insane.


* :wink:
 

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#8
True, but it's still fifty billion dollars.

Blue ?
Did you get that ?


I SAID IT'S STILL 50,000,000,000.00 DOLLARS !



No everyone has a note like that. :)
 

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BiscuitsAB said:
and carry a machete
No, they're all pangas in Zim.

Thanks for the input, now get bidding.
 
#10
Yeah get bidding, you're not going to let me walk away with it for a mere 30 quid.
 
#11
Are there any more bids or is this mine?
 

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#12
I'll have it myself for £ 45.00

Surely not every bugger's completely muskeem at the moment ?
 
#13
Cutaway said:
I'll have it myself for £ 45.00

Surely not every bugger's completely muskeem at the moment ?
Well I must protest - fifty nicker.
 
#14
I shall offer 55, it's nearly Valentines after all.
 

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#15
Shite !


I forgot all about this auction, better get it finished.
How does Friday night 23:00 hrs sound ?

Dhgrainger1 has it so far at £ 55.00 but it's still up for grabs.

Now's the time to help the injured, so get your hands in your pockets lads & lasses.

You may pay for it after your dosh is in the bank, how's that for an offer ?
 
#16
Cutaway said:
Shite !
I forgot all about this auction, better get it finished.
How does Friday night 23:00 hrs sound ?
For those who don't know, Cuts is also a world-famous photographer, author and thoroughly well organised bloke ... or not 8)

dhgrainger1 is young, stupid and inefficient - he should therefore pay the full penalty for being late with the Valentine's pressie ....

Unless there's a better bid :wink:

Keep up, Cuts, it's not that difficult :lol: :lol:
 

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#18
Thanks 12v, it's a good cause.

Anyone else ?
 

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