Buggrit then - fifty billion !

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Cutaway, Jan 23, 2009.

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  1. Cutaway

    Cutaway LE Reviewer

    Due to the sudden need for a bit more dosh for Holidays4Heroes, I've brought forward this auction.

    Following on from Make Yourself a Millionaire and a similar Billionaire one, up for auction this time is a nice, crisp Fifty Billion Dollar note.
    Yep, $50,000,000,000.00 Dollars !

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    It should be noted* that we're using the Septic billion, ie a thousand million as oppsed to a British billion, a million million, mainly because the Bank of England crawled to the Spams back in the seventies.

    So, who wants to get some Brownie points by pitching with a present ?
    You can use it in a bartering game for outrageous sexual pleasures with the love of your life, or even give it to the wife.

    Get cracking boys & girls, it's for the best cause we have so dig deep !

    BrunoNoMedals, sorry it's early but you'd better get bidding.



    * = see what I did there ? I'm a funny cunt I am. 8)
     
  2. Cutaway

    Cutaway LE Reviewer

    Eh ?

    Seventy of youse buggers have looked at this and not bid yet ? 8O

    Let's start the ball rolling then.
    £20.00
     
  3. Ord_Sgt

    Ord_Sgt RIP

    Pah 20 quid - 30, and I haven't even had a drink yet :D
     
  4. Cutaway

    Cutaway LE Reviewer

    Cheers Ord_Sgt, appreciated.

    Just for that here's the pic:

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  5. Ord_Sgt

    Ord_Sgt RIP

    I've just checked and this is worth a fortune :D

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    I'm rich, I'm rich I tells ya. :D
     
  6. blue-sophist

    blue-sophist LE Good Egg (charities)

    Note* that it's a special Agro-cheque.

    I think it enables you to buy 2 sq ft of ruined farmland, provided you are ...
    1. Black.
    2. A member of ZANU-PF.
    3. Certifiably insane.


    * :wink:
     
  7. BiscuitsAB

    BiscuitsAB LE Moderator

    and carry a machete
     
  8. Cutaway

    Cutaway LE Reviewer

    True, but it's still fifty billion dollars.

    Blue ?
    Did you get that ?


    I SAID IT'S STILL 50,000,000,000.00 DOLLARS !



    No everyone has a note like that. :)
     
  9. Cutaway

    Cutaway LE Reviewer

    No, they're all pangas in Zim.

    Thanks for the input, now get bidding.
     
  10. Ord_Sgt

    Ord_Sgt RIP

    Yeah get bidding, you're not going to let me walk away with it for a mere 30 quid.
     
  11. Ord_Sgt

    Ord_Sgt RIP

    Are there any more bids or is this mine?
     
  12. Cutaway

    Cutaway LE Reviewer

    I'll have it myself for £ 45.00

    Surely not every bugger's completely muskeem at the moment ?
     
  13. Ord_Sgt

    Ord_Sgt RIP

    Well I must protest - fifty nicker.
     
  14. I shall offer 55, it's nearly Valentines after all.
     
  15. Cutaway

    Cutaway LE Reviewer

    Shite !


    I forgot all about this auction, better get it finished.
    How does Friday night 23:00 hrs sound ?

    Dhgrainger1 has it so far at £ 55.00 but it's still up for grabs.

    Now's the time to help the injured, so get your hands in your pockets lads & lasses.

    You may pay for it after your dosh is in the bank, how's that for an offer ?