Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Ceasar, Dec 22, 2005.
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How does one address David Furnish the new bride err partner of Sir Elton John?
Address him as an arse rimming, c ock sucking, money grabbing freak.
After pondering the matter a moment longer, what happens if Sir Elton is in fact the 'lady' of the relationship?
Edit to add: I'm seeking an answer relating to protocol, not a biology lesson!
They could both be laydeeez.
I suppose its the same as when Ladies get a Damehood (female equivealnt of a K) the 'husband' does not got a title, but what about the lesbian partner of a Dame? Does she become Lady XXX?
No idea and quite frankly couldn't give a flying f...
Private Pike has got it right for mode of address.
Refer to him in speech and correspondence as Elton's catamite.
(Reference: Vasco's Guide to Correct Form)
Separate names with a comma.