Buggered by protocol

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Ceasar, Dec 22, 2005.

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  1. Nice people,
    How does one address David Furnish the new bride err partner of Sir Elton John?
  2. Lady David?
  3. Lady John
  4. Skipping Fairy?
  5. Address him as an arse rimming, c ock sucking, money grabbing freak.
  6. After pondering the matter a moment longer, what happens if Sir Elton is in fact the 'lady' of the relationship? :?

    Edit to add: I'm seeking an answer relating to protocol, not a biology lesson! 8O :lol:
  7. They could both be laydeeez.
  8. BuggerAll

    BuggerAll LE Reviewer Book Reviewer

    I suppose its the same as when Ladies get a Damehood (female equivealnt of a K) the 'husband' does not got a title, but what about the lesbian partner of a Dame? Does she become Lady XXX?
  9. Lady Licker?
  10. Fang_Farrier

    Fang_Farrier LE Reviewer Book Reviewer

    No idea and quite frankly couldn't give a flying f...
  11. Soddim(ites)... :evil:
  12. Private Pike has got it right for mode of address.

    Refer to him in speech and correspondence as Elton's catamite.

    (Reference: Vasco's Guide to Correct Form)